PirateBrigade
Yarrrr
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- May 25, 2021
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I finally read the article, and the takeaway message the article is conveying is that Disney is a $1000 hat made up of cheap, plastic stones from Wal-Mart that you can make at home for $20.
And once you put it on, you’ll be treated to a “drunken, naked brawl” on an entertainment-free Main Street, that thankfully is devoid of firearms that have been confiscated by security, because everyone just walked a mile from the parking lot/structure and were too tired to walk back and return their guns.
But luckily, Disney’s CFO is helping us lose weight by taking our money and feeding us less. So…yay!
And once you put it on, you’ll be treated to a “drunken, naked brawl” on an entertainment-free Main Street, that thankfully is devoid of firearms that have been confiscated by security, because everyone just walked a mile from the parking lot/structure and were too tired to walk back and return their guns.
But luckily, Disney’s CFO is helping us lose weight by taking our money and feeding us less. So…yay!