GET MOI HOME CAUSE I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE/wrap up/THE END!
Some of the Nemo section on my way back to the airline check in building.
Once I got back over there, we headed out front to wait for the Magical Express.
BYE PALM TREES!
While we waited, I had two mini cupcakes including the red velvet one which was so good. Not Starring Rolls good, but still amazing.
After about 10 minutes of waiting, our bus came and we got on.
BYE AoA!!!!
We were almost all the way in the back of the bus, but its not like it mattered since I didnt want to see the back of the WDW sign.
The video started after we picked up like two people at Pop, even though our bus was almost totally full.
Of course tears were shed during the video, but it wasnt awful. Just a few. And plus it is just one big commercial and I was like yeah I know what
DVC is.
Once we got to MCO, our stop was second and we made our way up to the second floor with our magical boarding passes.
We checked out the Earport since I needed my last few moments of Disney.
FOREVER CRYING.
HOW CUTE IS THIS.
I left the Earport with some Minnie Bake Shop cookies and a 2012 pin since I forgot to get one.
Then I wanted lunch.
And there is only one place I wanted to go.
If you dont know what that place is, IDK what is wrong with you.
And that means you never read my August TR so GET ON THAT.
OUR LUNCH DESTINATION!
I was basically bouncing off the walls with pure joy. CHICKEN CHICKEN CHICKEN.
So if you dont know, I have a obsession with Chick Fil A. Like it is ridiculous and I could eat it every single day of my life along with Panera Bread and Subway.
I hadnt had my beloved chicken since AUGUST and I suffered through major chicken depression during those long excruciating months.
And yes, major chicken depression is a real thing. Google it.
We ordered BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE THEIR AMAZING SHAKES. I was very disappointed but we just went right next door to Carvel and got them there BUT STILL.
We found a table and I WAS IN HEAVEN.
JUST LOOK AT THE CHICKEN, DUDES AND DUDETTES.
It was just perfection. I almost passed out from the deliciousness and amazingness. EMTs almost had to come, no lie. UGH CHICK FIL A IS JUST SO GOOD.
And then I noticed Krispy Kreme was right next to Chick Fil A and I went and got some donuts.
#poohsized
I had to wait a few minutes because they were JUST getting out of the oven and I was like OMG.
THEY WERE SO CRAPPING GOOD WHEN I GOT TO EAT THEM.
AHHHHHHHHHH.
After I ate like three of them, I waved goodbye to my beloved Chick Fil A, and cried because of reasons.
We headed to security and this is where the fun officially began for the day.
I was SO happy because the awfulness was about to end, but no.
So Mum and I had no problem with security. We put our bags through the scanny thingy, walked through the metal detector, and we were right out.
We sat down on a bench to put our shoes on and I was looking around.
I thought Mimi was right behind us. I was searching for her and I didnt see her.
Then I saw her getting pulled to another line and the TSA were going through her carryons (yes carryonS. She bought so much stuff for people back home that she couldnt fit all of it into her suitcase).
I mean, she had a like a doll in there, and like a few shirts and other crap.
At least thats what I think she had in there.
After the TSA went through her carryons, they pulled her to a different line and she had to go through the big metal detector TWICE.
THEN (it gets better), they pulled her to another line and WERE TAKING HER FINGERPRINTS.
Im not kidding around her people.
Then she was getting felt up by like ten people.
I forgot to mention in the introductions that my grandmother is a terrorist.
After this 20 minute procedure, she came out of security complaining like you wouldnt believe. Yes, I think what they did was ridiculous, but they knew you were a terrorist, Mimi. Not mois fault.
Then she started telling these other people (not Seth and Jackie) what just happened and they were like wow
Then I looked at the time and we needed to book it to our gate because of all of this.
I basically pulled my grandmother away from her new friends and onto the fake-o-rail.
Once we got to gate 103important info, youre welcomethey were already boarding! Would you look at that
Once we found our seats, I browsed through Sky Mall and waited for takeoff.
And sadly, we all got to sit together.
3 hours of smelling Mimis perfume = pure torture.
And you know what else is pure torture? Screeching children behind us. -_-
During the flight, I finished all of my homework and it was lovely cause I got to color for some of it. Forever five years old.
At about 5 o clock, we were flying over NYC and there was a beautiful sunset.
Once we landed in Boston, there was something wrong with the plane in front of us so we had to sit on the runway for like 20 minutes.
And that is when I looked inside the metal part on my seatbelt and noticed hair, dead skin, and bugs.
Since I knew that my grandmother is a total germ freak, I put that metal part on her and she FLIPPED.
And when I say FLIPPED, I thought she was going to scream bloody murder.
I thought it was just funny. I was doing it of course on purpose cause I knew I would get a reaction out of her.
She was whispering like stop meg stop meg. Then she looked at Mum and was like why wont she stop?!
Ridiculous.
Then since she didnt know how to tell me to knock the crap off, SHE STARTS PULLING MY HAIR AND IT HURT SO BAD.
I mean, I always act like Im five, but she was being absolutely ridiculous.
I kept telling HER to stop in a loud manner and she wouldnt. I mean, she was hurting moi and I was just putting metal on her. There is a big difference, if you ask moi.
Finally I just pushed her away and told her to knock it off.
Then she says WELL YOU STARTED IT!
I swear to god she is a toddler.
After that whole incident, we were let off the plane (they probably couldn't take us anymore). THANK THE LORD UP ABOVE.
We headed to bag claim, got our bags, and waited out in the SNOW for a bus back to the parking lot.
We found our car and loaded everything in.
We dropped Mimi off at her house and my other uncle decorated it and put a tree up as a surprise. She was basically sobbing
..
Mum and I got home at about 8:30 and I was extremely happy, but extremely tired, so I headed to bed almost right away.
At that was the end.
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I just want to say thank you to everyone who joined and read this craziness. I know it took forever, but I hope yall liked it!
This trip was definitely an experience, to say the least. It is something I never want to do again. Well it wont be since I am kind of not talking to the other people anymore, but that is a long story
But, it was amazing to get to see Disney decked out in Christmas decorations and see the Osborne Lights, go to the Candlelight Processional, and go to MVCMP. And I mean, I GOT TO SEE NEW FANTASYLAND. Those are the only things that made this trip good. The rest of it was just awful. I mean, I never want to sit on the steps on the ridiculous hat crying my eyes out ever again. That might just made me regret ever taking the other people on this trip. It was just going to be Mum and me at first, and then we were stupid enough to ask some losers to tag along. But we learned our lesson. And plus it was hard to go with people who just don't get Disney. But, thankfully, we won't make that mistake again.
And that is pretty much it!
Like I said, thank you so much for the comments and having people read along. AND THANK YOU TO THE LURKERS! You guys RAWK, even though you never comment
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I hope I see yall on my next TR! And if you want to follow along on that trip (and I know I am saying this 49 days in advance)
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Thank you again and Ill see ya real soon on my next TR! ♥