pyramid2000
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Karen's pulling a Brandi!
(but they are so hilarious!)
(but they are so hilarious!)
goofyforlife said:O cleaning master tell me of this mythical large horizontal space with nothing on it.....
Tell me how one intends to keep it clear.....
Barbed wire ....cattle prods.....electric shock fencing
tynkerbell said:Wanted to share my happy news...
Today I weighed in at my weight loss goal weight!!! That's 97 pounds lost since last september! Of course I plan to try to lose a few more pounds before the cruise so that I can indulge a little on the desserts and not have to feel guilty gaining a few pounds.
goofyforlife said:A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of the Georgia/South Carolina state line. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late..
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling f or him then he wouldn't give him a ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler. While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car. A drunk, good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing. The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."
goofyforlife said:WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES...
Husband's note on refrigerator for wife:
Someone from the Gyna Colleges called. They said the Pabst beer is normal. I didn't know you liked beer.
goofyforlife said:A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
Great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
Her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
All the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
Killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
The game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
The quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents !!!!"
goofyforlife said:The Jersey Shore is more of any abnomality through Caroline...
They have to pay more or else the kids would be on the beach instead of working....
That would fully depend on what they say!BuzzBoyMom said:Umm...like????....ummmm....you mean you're not planning on wearing your buttons during this whole cruise?!!!
Jhalkias said:Would it be rude to watch a show on my iPod during the Cheetahs?
Just checking . . .
John1
klineyqueen said:Good Pirate Marielle!
I must get dinner started for my DH and munchkins! I have choir tonight. I'll catch up later!
87Heel said:In less than an hour I'll be volunteering at the school spaghetti dinner... while my teen baby-sitter (also known as DD13) watches DS3 for no pay. So will the minimum wage people come after me?
87Heel said:Well, friends, we have to get away from the post-election happiness/unhappiness (whatever your viewpoint, we're all geeks) and get posting. Another milestone on the way with very little effort. Maybe John1 will see 48,000 before the Cheetah Girls!
BuzzBoyMom said:Not a joke....but some may like this one...
SHAKE IT OFF AND STEP UP! ............
Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
GOD'S MERCIES ARE NEW EVERY MORNING!
BuzzBoyMom said:Does Lisa have another title?!!!!
CLEANING MASTER?!!! I bow to your skills!
goofyforlife said:A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
Great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
Her how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
All the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
Killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
The game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get
The quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents !!!!"