Don't laugh but.....

[LoriMistress]

On my recent trip to disneyworld I decided to go on It's a small world after all, now, I understand that this is a thrill ride, but I thought it would be easy enough for me to tolerate. Well was I wrong! From the minute I started walking down the ramp I could feel my heart pounding in my chest, but I just gritted my teeth and boarded the boat anyway. As it began to move I ended up having a full blown panic attack. This was the most horrendous ride I had ever been on in my life.(i'm serious, i'm not a thrill seeker) I can't believe people take small children on this ride. Thoughts just kept racing through my head of being attacked by these dolls, or possibly falling off the boat and being decapitated by the so called track. By the time we reached the tropical scenese I almost fainted. I just could not wait to get off this ride. But I made it through it and I am proud of that. Thanks for listening I know its sounds silly but its true, and I just needed to get it off my chest.

If you're getting panic attacks over IASM, than I suggest counseling and medication, unless of course, if you're Tom Cruz.

 

[disneymama73]

If you're getting panic attacks over IASM, than I suggest counseling and medication, unless of course, if you're Tom Cruz.

 

[Superjoint_Ritual]

This thread=

 

[dwbakerjr]

O-M-G....


Those dolls have brought this thing back to life......


AGAIN......!

 

[fightinillini229]

omigod... So it was Laurie that started the lawsuit that eventually caused the closing of the Carosel of Progress (I knew that dog was too ferocious....)

ROFL
So true......that darn dog.....

 

[luvsTink]

This finally explains the overwhelming urge I get to go to WDW...its the DOLLS! and that SONG!!!! We at the dis are all POD PEOPLE NOW!

LOL

 

[Vandercapellen]

I live all the way in Pennsylvania, and the dolls found me and made me bring this post back. They told me to do as they say or they are going to rig the election this fall. They are really getting out of hand now!! Someone must stop them! Call the authorities. I told them that I didn't think that they could do it, and their only response was "You know the democratic primary? That mess was us!"

 

[chell]

 

[SnowAngel]

Not the dolls... anything but the dolls! Run for the hills while you can!!!

 

[WeLoveDisney]

I cant believe this message is back

It has to be the dolls!!

 

[chell]

The funny thing about this thread being revived last night was that just a few weeks ago I was wondering about when this thread was last on the top of the boards. I wanted Larry to read it before we go in December since he has never been before and wanted to get his reaction. But I don't have much luck with the searches so I'm SO happy to see it revived!!!

 

[jlynne01]

I live all the way in Pennsylvania, and the dolls found me and made me bring this post back. They told me to do as they say or they are going to rig the election this fall. They are really getting out of hand now!! Someone must stop them! Call the authorities. I told them that I didn't think that they could do it, and their only response was "You know the democratic primary? That mess was us!"

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!
You have no clue how much I needed a laugh and I read this post at just the right time!!! I've never read it before and this is just one of those classics thats gotta be bumb every now and then!

 

[Narnia]

Can't sleep dolls will eat me!
Can't sleep dolls will eat me!
Can't sleep dolls will eat me!


Dolls and clowns are known to spark fear even in the bravest of souls. My DD has a teddyscares it's really creapy and dead but she fell in love with it and I couldn't say no as it was the first thing she has ever asked me to buy kind of like a cordary bear but missing more then the button. http://www.teddyscares.com/index.shtml I wonder how she's going to like the ride? I bet she's going to freak out

 

[inkkognito]

Most people think the following song is from the Stonecutters (remember that Simpsons episode?). But it's really sung by the Dolls after hours:

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do, We do.

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do, we do.

Who keeps back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do, we do.

Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we dooooooo.

( See Simpsons video clip here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdaRuTwWl9I )

 

[Kuromi]

 

[thesupersmartguy]

Now I see I'm not the only one that is driven crazy by the left-right head jerking dolls. I get through it by picking up a few of the Orlando area therapist cards stuck in the edge of the tunnel at the end of the ride.

 

[disneylvr11]

I still can't believe you guys haven't figured it out! After six years! The dude from Carousel of Progress is Walt Disney! The evil dolls captured their creator because of the torture he put them through! They used the story of his death to cover it up!

The dog is really one of them!

 

[WeLoveDisney]

The dolls...they're back

 

[WizardLarz]

You appairently did not know that IASW was what inspired Toy Story! The Dolls come alive when nobody is looking!

The truth why alot of people dislike IASW, 14m30s is how long it takes, and that is not counting how long you stand in the queue listening to the Music!

 

[RachelsMommie]

IASW is the creepiest ride at Disney. My DD5 loves it, and it terrifies me.

Those dolls with their blank, clicky eyes. You know they're thinking that they want to kill you. Maybe they're holding a large knife behind their backs. Maybe I'll wake up in the middle of the night at the WL and one of those dolls will be at the foot of my bed...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!

Okay, panic attack over.

Seriously, though. CREEPY RIDE!