(Warning: word-heavy update!)
(Warning: Non-sensical word-heavy comments)
I love a good holy moly!
But not a holey moldy, which is an old donut.
We woke up late again after getting to sleep late last night.
What??? Sacrilege!!! Rope drop must be attempted EVERY SINGLE DAY!
The only plans we had today were dinner at Citricos followed by Extra Magic Hours at the Magic Kingdom!
Actually, sounds like a pretty good plan.
However, today it was really starting to sink in that we were nearing the end of our trip! It was Saturday 13th September, and we were leaving on Tuesday 16th!

This kills me. You're upset that you only have four days left... my trips are usually 4 days in total!
So I HAD to do SOMETHING.

Don't waste Disney time doing non-Disney things! Go! Go! Go!
There was some football on that Jamie wanted to watch,
For us North American readers, she means Jamie watched soccer.
Here's a handy chart for future reference.
http://www.businessinsider.com/football-vs-soccer-map-2013-12
(Whilst nothing beats touring Disney with family/friends, I’m more than happy to do things by myself. I mean HELLO. WE'RE IN DISNEY.)
As I walked from Big Pine Key to the main building, I saw a couple having wedding pictures taken… What an absolute DREAM!!!
Note to self... and anyone else.
If you're in Disney and think you might be dreaming...
Do NOT under any circumstances, pinch yourself!
(Unless you're about to be eaten by a rabid Pluto or zombie princess.... well, maybe not even then.)
NOT eat off it, that’s for sure. (Are you CRAZY?!)
Yes.
Sorry, was that a rhetorical question?
This was impulse buying at its finest.
Finest kind.
Because, you know, as the saying goes, a pickle is for life, not just for Christmas.
I have three comments here.
1. I love pickles, so pickles anytime is a good thing.
2. Oddly enough, the Christmas pickle seems to have originated in the States, but everyone
thinks it started in Germany.
No one I know in Germany has ever heard of it.
3. You're weird. I think that's why I like you.
Next I went into World of Disney and I bought this EVEN MORE PERFECT attractions poster set!!!
I like it!
I left World of Disney and admired the legos, of course.
It's a rule. Punishable by forcing you to walk through a room littered with Legos... in your bare feet.
The Marketplace was fine, but when I decided to venture towards the West Side it was all a bit of a shambles!
Wow. What a mess. Hope it'll all be worth it when it's done.
I’d like to do Characters in Flight one day! My friends and I did the one in Disneyland Paris (Panoramagique) last Christmas and it was so cool!
That's one thing that I have zero interest in doing.
I guess it's possibly because I've done a hot air balloon ride already... untethered that is.
I’m always surprised at how, as a pale British girl, I can handle the Florida heat very well, but THIS was rather uncomfortable.
Just out of curiosity, do you know what the temperatures were like when you guys were there?
I restrained myself from making any impulse purchases though
Don't do it! Don't restrain yourself! Buy! Buy!
Oh... wait... if you do that, will Jamie be like, "Bye, bye"?
The construction was so noticeable, they really didn’t make much effort to hide it
That seems really weird for Disney, doesn't it?
Going in there and smelling the deliciousness, then walking away with nothing was torturous.
I don't know how you did it, to be honest.
Poor Katie.
I must join the ranks of those who've never been.
Someday.... someday...
Ironically, all of the radiating body heat cramped in together made it even more horrendous in the shade!
There's a word for that!
It's "yuck".
The sunbeds were also completely cushioned!
Nice! Living in the lap of luxury, weren't you?
We sat in the shallow waters, and I told Jamie I wasn’t going to swim properly
"wasn't going to swim properly"
I have this vision of you in the water wildly flailing your arms and legs about while calling out (over and over) "I'm not swimming properly!"
We bolted to grab our things, and RAN back to the Big Pine Key building. Thankfully, in the midst of the panic and chaos, I’d managed to quickly wrap my hair up in a towel. Crisis averted!
Thank goodness! What a narrow escape! If you hadn't thought quickly, there's no way you could have recovered!
Unless of course your room has a hair dryer.... but now I'm just being silly.
I wore a slouchy black dress,
1. Thanks for the photo, otherwise I would've had no idea what a "slouchy black dress" was.
2. You both clean up real nice.
I don’t like when restaurants cramp you in as close together as possible…

There was a restaurant that was supposedly the "best in town". I took my then girlfriend.
It was expensive. The portions were tiny.
And the absolute worst part?
The tables were so close together that when the waiter took the next table's order, he (and I swear I'm not making this up) rested his bum on our table.
Needless to say, I never went back.
(*cough* Le Cellier *cough*)
I hear you. But when I went in February, it was pretty much empty so I didn't really notice the table proximity.
For our meal we both got the Oak-grilled Beef Filet, which came with cheese potatoes, peppadew pepper, caramelized onions and cabernet reduction.
Man that looks good.
Want.
(We actually noticed that every time Jamie ordered his meat ‘rare’ in Florida, the wait staff would give him a funny look… Not in a rude way, just a kind of smile, like, “this guy is brave” or something? Is it weird to order your steak rare in America?!)
I get it.
Kay likes her steaks rare and since she's only 14, the waiters always...
always! ask her if she knows what rare means.
Drives her nuts.
And several times she's sent her steak back for being over cooked.
I have a sneaking suspicion that when a lot of people order their steaks "rare" and get them rare, they send them back for being "too rare"
Beautiful presentation.
And yes, that is a chocolate crown STOOD UP on my plate.
Cool! I should try doing that next time we have guests.
Since I can eat myself into oblivion with Ohana’s bread pudding, I’m going to crown that one this years winner..!

Okay. I guess that's a good yardstick.
The turndown service excited me every day.
I would feel the same.
Oddly though, they don't have that service in the Values.
I kept all of these chocolates! They’re in a little jar in my house.
There's no way I could not eat those.
No. Way.
When my friends come over they’re like “Oooh, chocolates!” and I’m like “Errrm, NO! Here eat these cheap, tacky chocolates instead.”
Note to self. If I ever visit Katie, bring own chocolate.
Share if she's particularly nice, or adept at begging.
I love staying up late in the parks.

I love it when the crowd thins out.
This made it a little easier to face going home, I guess.
I'm going to guess that no, no it didn't.
So we went wherever the wind took us!
…Which unfortunately, was Stitches Great Escape.
But you have to do it once I suppose.
And Jamie had never done it before!
And now he has. So that leaves just me.
And I have no urge to do it.
Next up, we both had our first experience at the Monsters Inc Laugh Floor!!!
Wasn't that fun?
I had no idea what to expect when I went in February.
I thought it was a hoot!
Our experience was particularly hilarious because TWO different groups chosen on the screen were completely blank and unresponsive, I don’t think they had a clue what was going on!
When the monster was teasing him, this kid was completely stone faced, just staring right ahead with his giant caterpillar eyebrows
(I think this is a common germ thing in Japan).
I believe I read that it's more of a fashion thing than a germ thing now.
Could be wrong about that.
“Are your patients freaked out when you stare at them like that without speaking?”
We left the Laugh Floor and headed over to Buzz, of course!
You guys and Buzz!
It's Ross from Friends!
(Lemme know if you don't get that.)
But we weren’t in pain for too long, because this ride is approximately 30 seconds long.
(…For real.)
But we enjoyed it regardless!
In pain, 30 seconds long... and you enjoyed it?
Beautiful shot!
I’m not very receptive to when Disney changes out things that I love…
Oh? Hadn't noticed.
But I’m so glad we stopped to watch Celebrate the Magic tonight!
It was amazing!
It's really good, isn't it?
He literally feels sorry for him, as if Walt and Mickey are leaving him out of their friendship group or something
While we were waiting I blinded Jamie with my camera flash.
Quick! While he's blinded! You can do more impulse buying!
It might not be too clear, but Drizella did a HUGE high-kick (you can see her foot above her head in the first photo), then brought her foot down onto Prince Charming’s shoulder (second picture)!

That's awesome! Perfect!
The Dwarf’s jewels are my favourite
Uh, oh. Does Jamie know this?
Part 3 – I am Marilyn Monroe.
I believe you.
And of course, he wanted to play Buzz again!
I’m happy with how tanned I look! Especially because Jamie is part Indian and tans REALLY well.
So I’m glad our tans evened out in the end
Did you actively tan by the pool? Or just from being outside in the Florida sun while touring?
We rode Buzz another THREE times.
Seriously guys, we have a problem.
Well, Jamie has a problem.

Yes. Yes you do. Both of you.
And that's why we love you.

While Katie thinks, "Too bad, suckah!"
Literally the only reason he wanted to do it was because I did it.
He’s an actual infant.

All boys are like that.
All of them... us... whatever.
I was having my own little party in the back of the rocket
It's the face! It's the Katie on Space Mountain face!
After Big Thunder it was about 12:50am, and the park was due to close at 1am.
So we headed out of the park.
JUST KIDDING.
Oy.
The outdoor portion of the queue has giant fans along the way, and as I was walking by, the blowing air got caught underneath my skirt and lifted it right up!!!
FACEPALM!
Who knew Magic Kingdom turned into an adults only theme park after midnight?
“I was just doing Marilyn Monroe, she’s classy right?!”
OMG. That's the perfect recovery!
We got right through the line in about 25 minutes

.
Not bad at all!
Then, when Doc says “HEIGH HOOO!”
You can hear everyone on the train say
“HEIGH HOOO!”
Right back at him

No way!
I took a couple of pictures of the pool area because it’s so nice when it’s lit up at night time
Love night shots of the resorts.
We got ready for bed and fell asleep by 2am.
Which was utterly ridiculous of us, because we had to be up at 7am for an early breakfast… Back at the Magic Kingdom!

Oh, you'll pay for that... wait... you're young.
Meh. You'll bounce right back, won't you?