Most bizarre quotes

[Neapolitan Ice Cream]

“If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.”​

― H.R.H. Prince Philip

 

[citruscurtis]

You're gonna need a bigger boat

 

[citruscurtis]

Stay calm..stay calm.... said Chilean father

 

[citruscurtis]

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

There is nothing wrong with having a tree as a friend.

Bob Ross.

 

[barkley]

young man, you have diarrhea of the mouth-

my 7th grade math teacher (said during class to one of my classmates)

 

[TCRAIG]

‘Dogs go mad, People get angry’. HS English teacher
‘If you unscrew your bellybutton, your butt will fall off’. My grandfather
Also same grandfather - ‘We didn’t leave Ireland, we were thrown out for being horse thieves’

 

[Cadiewampus]

young man, you have diarrhea of the mouth-

my 7th grade math teacher (said during class to one of my classmates)

LOL same thing was said about of couple of kids in one of my elementary school grades

 

[citruscurtis]

Stay calm..stay calm.... said Chilean father

It was the Bizzaro quote on the news last night as a father watching his son swallowed by a whale

 

[BrianL]

It was the Bizzaro quote on the news last night as a father watching his son swallowed by a whale

I saw that video - crazy! The whale just comes up under this kayaker and engulfs him in its mouth. Just a second later it spits him out. Nobody was harmed.

 

[citruscurtis]

Leslie knope galentine quote

Shop 'til you drop... it's a quote in the editorial today

 

[barkley]

‘If you unscrew your bellybutton, your butt will fall off’. My grandfather
Also same grandfather - ‘We didn’t leave Ireland, we were thrown out for being horse thieves’

'grandma is SO OLD she babysat jesus when he was a baby and she says he never made a stinky poop in his diapers'

my brother to my very young kids (which one later repeated during circle time at his rather conservative christian pre-school which led to an interesting parent teacher discussion at pickup ).

 

[citruscurtis]

"Come visit Oregon... but for heavens sake don't move here "

And it was that nasty as we moved on to the abandoned farm with our California plates

 

[barkley]

And it was that nasty as we moved on to the abandoned farm with our California plates

you did not follow the 'first stop at the DMV rule to get paper temporary plates rule'? we were cautioned we would get nasty glances at our license plates when we moved from California to Washington but we never experienced it (can't say the same about traveling into Idaho with Washington plates at times).