mickeysaver
<font color=blue>WINNER of the world's worst limer
- Joined
- Jun 2, 2002
Gabby and I had to make a return at Walmart a few nights ago. There was a line of about 4 carts ahead of us. Three of the carts move to the side when a little grandmother type in a shopping scooter rolled up to the counter. Gabby and I were relieved to see that that left only one lady ahead of us. Now, I was trying to be good....really I was. But, I just couldn't contain myself when the items that the granny was returning came out of the bag. The first item was easy enough it was a phone. We were too far away to hear what was wrong with it, but it appeared to be non-functional. The next item is what absolutely floored me. No lie.....granny was returning an open box of sanitary napkins. 
Ok, my mind started racing. I was thinking of many many smart butt things that I would love to say, but I was out in public and Gabby would have killed me. So, I got the giggles really bad. I was trying to be quiet, but I got so overtaken by the laughter that I was red all over my face and ears. I was real close to literally
. I would look up and there would be granny holding one up waving it around and complaining. OMG! 
Ok, now the woman at the register is even waving one! 
OMG!
Where they missing their wings?
Where they just not Super....thanks for asking?!?!
Would they Always take them back if they were Always?
Did the deodorant in the pads expire? Was that why they were waving them around? Were they trying to sniff the pads?
My mind was just boggled. Ultimately, we found out that Walmart will take back open boxes of sanitary pads. So, beware the opened, taped up box on the discount aisle!
Ok, so that is my public service announcement for the day. Maggie
Ok, my mind started racing. I was thinking of many many smart butt things that I would love to say, but I was out in public and Gabby would have killed me. So, I got the giggles really bad. I was trying to be quiet, but I got so overtaken by the laughter that I was red all over my face and ears. I was real close to literally
. I would look up and there would be granny holding one up waving it around and complaining. OMG! Ok, now the woman at the register is even waving one! OMG!Where they missing their wings?
Where they just not Super....thanks for asking?!?!
Would they Always take them back if they were Always?
Did the deodorant in the pads expire? Was that why they were waving them around? Were they trying to sniff the pads?
My mind was just boggled. Ultimately, we found out that Walmart will take back open boxes of sanitary pads. So, beware the opened, taped up box on the discount aisle!
Ok, so that is my public service announcement for the day.
Maggie
