Teddy and Jay arrived soon after. Teddy looked MUCH better. He's very handsome in red!
Teddy loves Stitch. Sally says it's b/c they are both gross. She could be right. Stitch is very little boy friendly...which is why Teddy was so excited when he spotted Stitch's ride.
Stitch's Great Escape. Quite possibly the most FOUL ride...ever...in existence. I was so incredibly grossed out last summer at being BURPED on...and SPIT on. I'm gagging now just thinking of it.
But Teddy wanted to go on it so badly. I was more than willing to let him...and Jay go on it...
The child read my mind though.
"MissCammie I want us ALL to go on the ride...like a family...together"
He knew I was about to suggest that he and Daddy go on it.
Jay laughed b/c he knew I was caught.
*sigh*
Well...they know I have a touchy gag reflex...so if I barf on someone...so be it...
Sally was giving me a very serious look. She DISTINCTLY remembered MissCammie talking about a ride that was so WRONG and so GROSS that I wasn't sure I would ever recover...or something dramatic like that.
"MissCammie...is this the gross ride? Is it?"
"Well kiddo, it's Stitch. I suppose we should all experience it..."
So we got into line...and we were herded through the queue and the preshow and then LOCKED into those horrible chairs.
Sally did NOT like this.
"MissCammie, this is heavy. We aren't moving are we? Why is this so heavy?"
I just smiled at her.
The ride was as gross as I remembered. Stitch's hot stinky chili breath burp right in our faces. Being spit on. But I was able to contain the gag reflex b/c I knew it was going to happen.
Sally did not know this was going to happen...she was beside herself. It was a little funny. She had her hand clamped over her mouth and nose. The look in her eyes was death to Stitch.
Teddy had a blast. He LOVED it. He wanted to go on it again. RIGHT NOW!
"Stitch URPED and BURPED!! That was SO COOL!!!" I don't really know what Teddy thought an "urp" was...but he found it terribly amusing!
Sally didn't say a word until we got outside. She kept her hands clamped over her mouth and nose until we got into the fresh air.
Jay asked her what she thought.
She whipped around and looked her daddy in the eye.
"THAT was BATHROOM HUMOR. And it was GROSS and DISGUSTING and I can't EVEN BELIEVE that Mickey would be friends with such a GROSS ALIEN. HE BURPED IN MY FACE!!!!!"
Oh my gosh I died. She was so offended by Stitch she was shaking with it. She stomped over to the kid transporter and sat down with a huff.
Poor Sally.
Wow...it had been an adventurous first half of the day!
It was barely 1 o'clock!
up next: Another foul smell befalls us...