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<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
So, there are these two pirates eh. One's got a wooden leg
and a hook and even a patch too. The other one's just got
the pirate clothes. So the second pirate says to the first,
"how'd ya get that wooden leg mate?".
The first reply's "arrr, it done got bit off bye a varmint
shark."
The second pirate is of course impressed, "aye, dat's
really a pirate ting to have happen. How'd ya get dat
metal 'hook?"
The first reply's "lost err in a sword fight, ******* cut
off me bloody hand!".
"Aye, dat's really a pirate ting to have happen" says the
second pirate, again impressed.
"How'd ya get dat patch on your eye?".
"Well I was up in the crow's nest eh, and I looked up to
spy this seagull" says the pirate's pirate, "and the damn
ting **** right in me eye". In disbelief the second
pirate says "Well, how'd dat make ya blind?"
The first pirate replied: "Arr...first day wit me 'ook."
and a hook and even a patch too. The other one's just got
the pirate clothes. So the second pirate says to the first,
"how'd ya get that wooden leg mate?".
The first reply's "arrr, it done got bit off bye a varmint
shark."
The second pirate is of course impressed, "aye, dat's
really a pirate ting to have happen. How'd ya get dat
metal 'hook?"
The first reply's "lost err in a sword fight, ******* cut
off me bloody hand!".
"Aye, dat's really a pirate ting to have happen" says the
second pirate, again impressed.
"How'd ya get dat patch on your eye?".
"Well I was up in the crow's nest eh, and I looked up to
spy this seagull" says the pirate's pirate, "and the damn
ting **** right in me eye". In disbelief the second
pirate says "Well, how'd dat make ya blind?"
The first pirate replied: "Arr...first day wit me 'ook."
