LOL, except I have a strange story. Last month, I first bid on a contract at the board's sponsor, $19pp below asking, and they told me that it was already sold. I bid similarly on another contract; we came to an agreement and I'm currently waiting on ROFR. But I still kept my eye on the original one, and it was at least a week later before its status changed from "Available" to "Offer Accepted" and then "Sale Pending".
I'm wondering if it wasn't sold when I made my offer, and if this was a "polite" way of telling me that they wouldn't accept an offer that low. But not knowing anything for sure on my end, I'll give them the benefit of a doubt that it may have been in limbo of an offer accepted by email but contract not signed, and then someone backed out.