You realize you're going to have to actually meet us in person and talk to us, don't you? Wait, was that Kevin or John who abhors meeting people in person?
You know, maybe we just need to come up with one name for the two of them. Something like "Jovin"? Or "Kern"? Korn? KayJay?
I'll be we can come up with something. Maybe we need a whole new thread for this one.