How about if men also leave a bus if it's too crowded? After all, that's what a gentleman would do, correct? Perhaps if I did this, I'd still be enjoying the wonders of a WDW bus stop - a perpetual visitor stuck in line.
Now, just to be clear, even if I've waited in line for two or three turns at a bus stop, finally get on and have a chance to sit (even though I've had to stand for the last few times on a bus) I should automatically offer my seat to a last minute "run up" to a bus or any other random person? I, as a man who is a gentleman in many instances in life (holding doors, saying please and thank you, smiling and thanking those I encounter in life) do not have the right to sit and relax when I've also walked the parks for eight+ hours?
Even though no one ever offered to do this for my wife or children, on countless buses, perhaps if I start doing so a huge wave of "positiveness" will sweep across WDW and my wife will be offered a seat? Perhaps someone on our bus will notice my wife limping after falling at the MK and having a huge cut and bandages on her knee, and offer up their seat? Guess what - it happened to her two days ago and a seat wasn't ever offered up. Furthermore, neither did we expect a seat to be offered nor did we moan and groan when it wasn't. I hate to say this, but if anyone wants to definitely sit there's always a taxi.
We aren't allowed to (by cultural norms) complain when an ECV, wheelchair, stroller or screaming child is on a bus. However, men have to take the brunt of anyone's anger and be expected to help everyone out? One earlier post had a great point - how does anyone know what any given person's medical situation might be? We live in a world where there are more identified conditions and ailments then ever before, and it is not reasonable to expect any given adult male to be A-OK, unless you wear X-Ray Specs!
How about a list, those who I will offer up my seat to:
- Handicapped
- Lactose intollerants
- Elderly
- Stuffed animals
- Sick persons
- Children
- Anyone with a child
- Circus Freaks
- Women
- Underweight persons
- Overweight persons
- Peanut allergy persons
- Tall persons
- Short persons
- Mutants
- Foreigners
- Military personel
- Aliens
- Any racial group other than mine
That would pretty much guarantee me a seat either on the bumper or roof of a Disney bus, but then again that wouldn't be allowed - me and my gender are not allowed to sit, but only jog along side a bus.