The World, the Kingdom, and the Hunger
With the room sorted, some unpacking finished, and a little bit of lazing about, it was time to get things underway. I had made Fast Passes for Magic Kingdom, but those times were for much later in the evening. Still, time spent at MK is never wasted, so I made my way to the South Depot bus stop to head to Magic Kingdom. Plans quickly changed when I reached the Depot. The line for people waiting for MK was pretty substantial. As much as I enjoy walking around MK, I loathe a crowded bus. I kept an eye out for the other buses to see which ones would be less crazy. I had just missed a near empty Animal Kingdom bus, but I was just in time to hop on a half full ride to Epcot. I can deal with Epcot. With a dinner reservation at Beach Club later in the evening, it would just be a matter of time before I would have to go there anyway. Onwards!
Epcot didn't seem very full, but was deceptive. There were a lot of people grouped together just kind of hanging around and not moving. It was full-ish. Without any kind of plan in place, I made my way towards Nemo. I know the Nemo ride isn't that great. It's kinda cheesy and it is essentially like a handful of other rides. Still, it has two things going for it: there's never a line and it ends at an aquarium. Those are two things I really enjoy. I weaved my way through the stationary groups of people who decided that clogging up the pathways was a fantastic idea. It was a little frustrating, but being a solo at Disney makes it much more manageable to zig zag through crowds without the fear of losing a partner in the crowd. Eventually I was standing in front of Nemo, ready to take a relaxing trip under the sea.
There was another large group of people clustered around the entrance, but they weren't exactly doing anything. Being outside meant they wouldn't be clogging up the line, so I made my way towards the entrance. The standby sign showed a wait time of 20 minutes, but that's never right. That's just the time it takes to wind your way through the empty queue. I know better than that.
I didn't know better than that. The normally empty queue was packed. There were people all the way out to the doors. I had to double check to make sure I didn't slip into a temporary coma and wind up wandering over to Soarin' instead. I could tell from the extremely underlit area that I was indeed waiting for Nemo. This was a first for me. I've never had to actually
wait for this ride. Did they add something new? Finding Dory did come out semi-recently, so maybe they had updated things in the same manner as Star Tours. Or not.
The line moved fairly quickly and 25 minutes or so later I was staring at my underwater friends as they sang about the big blue world and waiting to disembark to the aquarium area. Again, there were people just kind of standing around in areas that didn't necessarily have anything of interest to look at. I was sensing a pattern but I couldn't figure out why the pattern existed.
Pictures taken and sea creatures seen, I made my way through the groups and back out to the big green world. I had seen enough of the ocean. It was time to tour the world. I made my way toward the World Showcase and hung a quick right. Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever made that left to head towards Mexico first. I've always made the right and walked towards Canada to begin the tour. Maybe next time I'll go the other way.
Anyway, I poked through each of the countries, watching whatever shows happened to be going on and slipping into the shops on a mission to find something sweet. Nothing was standing out. There were plenty of bagged candies that I had eaten at some point, but none of it really stood out. There were some interesting looking candies and snacks in Japan, but it just wasn't calling out to me. In the end, I ended up at Karamell Kuche and walked out with some bacon caramel and a cookie of some kind that smelled absolutely amazing.
The bacon caramel was excellent! The salty, smokey flavor of the bacon fit perfectly with the sweet and rich flavor of the caramel and chocolate. I wish I had bought more than one piece, but I just wanted something small to get me through until dinner. The cookie, on the other hand, was a disappointment. While it smelled like a heavenly piece of baked amazingness, it was surprisingly lacking in any flavor. The cookie was dry and crumbly. I hate dry, crumbly cookies. I thought it would be soft and chewy, especially as it came right out of the oven not more than a few minutes before I bought it. The only thing that had any kind of flavor was the caramel drizzle on top, but if that's all I was looking to taste, I would have very happily bought another bacon caramel square and been super happy. Oh well, can't win them all. With that bit of disappointment fading, I finished making my lap around the world showcase and headed towards the ball. I had some Magic Kingdom fast passes coming up fairly quickly.
I wound up standing in line for Spaceship Earth. With a standby time of 20 minutes, it seemed like a good way to kill a few minutes. I've Spaceship Earth is becoming a favorite ride, not because of the boring trip through time, but the opportunity to take a photo that will be inserted into the pseudo-retro futuristic glimpse of your future. It's the perfect opportunity for an awful photo, and I think I got a pretty good one.
It wasn't until after the ride that I thought of an even better face to make, but that'll have to wait for next time. I do have a trip in September. I hope I remember for then. It was time to go to Magic Kingdom, and that's when I tried out something new. I had heard about the Express Transportation previously, but had totally spaced it out of my mind until I saw the Epcot kiosk for it. I was really curious about it. I know when I had initially read about it, it seemed like something that might be doable, so I wanted to find out the details. So, here's the details: $19/person for one day, $29/person for up to 7 days in a row. I was feeling spendy, so I purchased the multi-day setup. Consider me completely sold on the experience. Seriously. I could sit here and sing the praises of the program, but I'll instead touch on the things that really convinced me that I will now happily do this on every trip. First, leaving from and being dropped off inside the parks is amazing. Just being able to skip the annoying security checkpoints each time is worth every penny to me. Next, I don't think I was on a bus with more than five people at any point when I used it. No cramming into the aisles or holding on to a strap. Just walk on, pick a seat and be whisked away to a park. I'm a believer. I will also be a purchaser for every trip. Since I'm solo, it's a no brainer, but I can see how it would add up for a family. It could easily add a chunk of money for a family. For me, though, they may as well just add it to my ticket every time.
So, I hopped on the Express bus to Magic Kingdom, and promptly missed my first fast pass because I had misread my time. Oh well. It's MK. There's other rides. I made my way towards Haunted Mansion, another favorite ride, and ran into the first of many full lines. Standby times were showing at 70 minutes, so I passed. I had no desire to wait in any lines on this trip. Instead, I made my way towards Buzz Lightyear for a little Space Ranger Spin action. Standby time: 65 minutes. Again, no thank you. Maybe my Magic Kingdoming would be rideless. With two disappointing misses, I decided instead to walk around the park and meander through the stores. After dealing with more crowds, I decided to change my plans a little. I would eventually have to make my way towards Beach Club, so I went back to the Express Transportation and hopped on an empty bus to Hollywood Studios. After a peaceful ride, I did a little wandering around through the stores again and hopped on the boat to Beach Club to feed a ravenous appetite at Cape May Cafe.