Going all the way back to Illinois, just for some lunch, seems excessive.
Oh, no! There's a Springfield in every state!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Springfield,_Florida
Sounds like one I'd like.
I don't particularly care for the "shake the kidneys loose" coasters.
I don't particularly care for them either, but I prefer them to um... well, half the rides at Universal.
I actually could probably justify that wait for this one.
Nice! That right there pretty much sums up the argument in favour of getting the Express Pass.
Who is this Wanda, and why does she want to get you?
I don't know, but she's a beeyotch.
I wonder if they did that on purpose?
It would certainly fit.
Possibly! I mean if you have to renovate the entrance and exit areas anyway and can temporarily add a little bit to the theming of the building that is already in place...
Huh. I'm sorry I never got the chance to see that.
I can't say that you're really missing out, but it was a fun experience.
Sounds Dangerous with Drew Carey.
I'm not sure which is worse...
And it's wayyyy more inconvenient that way.
So... funny.
You know, I was probably through the line and back off the ride quicker than I could have walked to the lockers, waited for one, deposited my belongings and walked back over to the queue.
Hm. Not bad.
I'm thinking I really need to get to Uni, at least once.
Despite the frustrations and the things I didn't like about this trip, it is definitely worth seeing it at least once.
So that's what it's come to.
It's pretty ridiculous, though.
Metal detectors at the gates, fine.
But for the rides, too? Come on.
How about just post a sign saying guests are responsible for their own items and will be prosecuted and sued if anything falls out and injures someone.
Oh, right. Sorry. Heaven forbid making someone responsible for their own crap.
And this is the problem. Nobody wants to take responsibility for anything, especially themselves.
I'll admit. Never seen any.
I enjoy them as kind of a fun movie to just veg out and waste some time watching, but they're far from cinematic masterpieces.
Well... okay. You sold me. Next time I see one show up on TV, I'll watch.
I just hope it is the first one. Or the 4th one.
And that's just my problem. They were after my time. So no connection.
I get that.
Nice! Another ringing endorsement for the Express Pass.
Boring. Think of something new.
That's what I said!
Too bad. Especially since you were so looking forward to it.
Yeah, I should have known better.
Let me design it! I'll ensure that no one goes home without puking!
Well, I'm not sure you'll have to modify too much to get to that point.
Who?
JK. I do at least know that much.
That is pretty cool.
Wouldn't you want to borrow that costume for the next Halloween party you go to?
Or even just to wear when the kids come trick or treating...
Boating
Lard Lad. Sounds oh, so appetizing.
As long as it doesn't also have coconut, right?
Next you'll have to go through a metal detector just to go in and they won't let you in without a white cane.
I was expecting flood lights to come on or something at the very least.
Sounds like my kind of store.
We used to have a gag store that a friend and I would always go to when we were teens.
It sadly closed up and now the city is boring.
But... you didn't buy... anything???
Well, if I bought anything I'd have to stuff it in a locker to ride... well, anything.
So if you want to look at it that way, their policies discouraged me from spending any money in their park.
It wasn't impossible to get around... but it wasn't easy either.
Okay! Okay! You've sold me!
Are you sure?
That's good. 'cause I don't think that Buzz is all that great to be honest.
I'm kind of the same way. I'll ride it once a trip and it is fun... but I also don't think I'd be too upset if I had to skip it.
Yeah, that could be a bit of a problem.
It sure didn't help!
Or not... considering your poor showing.
Wonder what it was like for the non-EP slobs?
Suckers... Probably about double. I don't remember if I noted the posted wait or not.
mmmmm.... scrambled eggs.
Bacon!
Haloween Horror Nights? I mean... two corpses...
Huh. Never thought of that. And you're absolutely right.
The first thought was how do you get the rights to an actual person?
I'm so sorry to hear that.
How much did you suffer, the next day?
Well, remember, I had chicken wings and sliders too. So I'm not sure where the bulk of the credit goes.
Because if you're going to drink alcohol, do it quickly.
Exactly!
That is one thing that I really like about CityWalk. You can grab a drink and take it with you. I think you can even take them into the parks... I know I've done it before, but I can't remember if it was approved or snuck...
I wonder if they'll ease off on the security requirements for CityWalk if attendance falls?
I don't know. And frankly, it would be hard to do because this is the single security checkpoint for CityWalk and both parks. Unless they'd want to make you go through security again to park hop, they don't really have much of a choice... and that would be bad for business for CityWalk as well if it discouraged park guests from coming out to have lunch at Margaritaville or Hard Rock.
I can see that.
But a free pat down?
Well, I guess it depends on the pat-tee.
Uh, huh. No pictures ever. Right?
Pretty much. Well, I did get one picture in the room.
Crap. Getting old doth sucketh.
It doth.
Sure!
So that was you!
I don't know if I could do that with everyone in the room staring and pointing at you.
I hardly noticed.
Obviously. But this is not news.
You guys are on to me.
Thank goodness
that's over!!
Yeah... time to relax...
1. 8:37
2. Eric, Lady Tremaine and... uh... Cindy.
3. Both sisters.
4. You were informed that there was a vehicle that had broken loose of its corral and dashed out of the restaurant. Sure enough, your truck was coasting in neutral towards an open pond and the waiting arms of some gators (reptiles, not college football players.) You chased after your truck and managed to get inside the cab and slam on the breaks just before it plunged into the water. Unfortunately, when you started the engine and put it in reverse, the truck refused to move. Several gators had clamped their jaws around the tires and front bumper and were inexorably pulling you in the opposite direction! Thankfully, as a former boy scout, you always come prepared and just happened to have some "gator-be-gone" powder in the glove box. You reached over, grabbed the powder and liberally sprinkled it out the window. Within moments, the gators had retreated into the water and you were free to leave. You drove back to the hotel, breathing a sigh of relief. Which was short lived when you remembered that you left your family over at the restaurant, and the gators wanted something to avenge their loss. (College football players, not the reptiles.) You drove back to the restaurant where your DD was in tears because she wanted to wear a princess dress and you left it in the truck. You didn't have the heart to tell her that some gators got a hold of her dress and were now wearing it (again... football players) so you drove to Disney Springs and bought her a new one at an incredibly inflated price which prevented you from buying that triple strength alcoholic beverage that you so desperately needed.
Got em.
But Eric? Is he steppin out on Ariel with Cindy or something?
Coming out of lurkdom to say hi, and that I'm really happy we visited US before they stayed metal detectors for the rides!
Hi! Welcome! I enjoy US, but I definitely liked it more about 5 or 10 years ago. I realize they're doing what they've done to limit their liability and provide a safe ride experience, but it just feels like overkill and it frustrated me to no end.