I entered Universal Studios and thought momentarily about stopping for lunch. But my plan was to eat in Springfield
Going all the way back to Illinois, just for some lunch, seems excessive.
It’s no Hulk, but I really like this coaster. It is fast, it gives you some zero G air time and it is smooth as can be.
Sounds like one I'd like.
I don't particularly care for the "shake the kidneys loose" coasters.
The wait was posted at 60 minutes
Nope.
The Express Pass was a huge help here. The EP line was parallel to the Single Rider line going up the steps to the loading platform… and the Single Riders really didn’t move the whole time as I was walking right past all of them.
Nice! That right there pretty much sums up the argument in favour of getting the Express Pass.
But before I could get there, I had to go through the metal detector of course.
And then get wanded.
Who is this Wanda, and why does she want to get you?
I saw the old Twister building. It looks like it was literally hit by a tornado.
I wonder if they did that on purpose?
It would certainly fit.
I thought the effects were cool. I mean they make a tornado inside a building! It used real, actual, physical effects.
Huh. I'm sorry I never got the chance to see that.
I can’t say that I’m terribly excited about it being replaced by a Jimmy Fallon attraction. Not that I don’t like Jimmy, but it sounds like the attraction will be… well, just guess…
Sounds Dangerous with Drew Carey.
you should empty your pockets anyway, because it is a rollercoaster.
And it's wayyyy more inconvenient that way.
So... funny.
This is a fun ride. It is kind of close to Space Mountain in intensity, but with some neat visual effects and a very short backwards section.
Hm. Not bad.
I'm thinking I really need to get to Uni, at least once.
Well, now I’ve got a new favorite ride at Universal… a rollercoaster without a metal detector.
So that's what it's come to.
It's pretty ridiculous, though.
Metal detectors at the gates, fine.
But for the rides, too? Come on.
How about just post a sign saying guests are responsible for their own items and will be prosecuted and sued if anything falls out and injures someone.
Oh, right. Sorry. Heaven forbid making someone responsible for their own crap.
It was a close call, but in the end, we escaped from the Mummy and I didn’t lose my keys or my phone despite the serious warning from the TM.
You da man!
I’ll admit. I like the movies.
I'll admit. Never seen any.
But come on… robots, awesome cars and lots of explosions. What’s not to like?
Well... okay. You sold me. Next time I see one show up on TV, I'll watch.
And even if we want to take the movies out of the equation, I grew up on Transformers. I played with the toys and I had several VHS videos of the cartoon Transformers. So there’s some definite nostalgia factor here.
And that's just my problem. They were
after my time. So no connection.
The line, once again, was rather long. I think about 45 minutes. The Express Pass was definitely working to my advantage. I was through the line in about 5 minutes
Nice! Another ringing endorsement for the Express Pass.
Even a lot of the effects were absolutely identical to what they do in Spiderman.
Boring. Think of something new.
It wasn’t horrible, but I was excited about the ride and got off feeling kind of “meh” about it.
Too bad. Especially since you were so looking forward to it.
Yet I still just felt like I should have been more impressed by the rides than I was with all the hype and love they seem to get.
Let me design it! I'll ensure that no one goes home without puking!
After I rode though, I did see something really cool. Behind the ride building is a meet and greet area. I just stood there for a few minutes and watched Megatron.
Who?
JK. I do at least know that much.
The way he moved, talked and interacted with guests was pretty incredible. It looked great and really was a well-done M&G opportunity. I took a short video, and I’ll try to link it here if you want to see it.
That is pretty cool.
Wouldn't you want to borrow that costume for the next Halloween party you go to?
Or even just to wear when the kids come trick or treating...
Or every day?
I decided to go over to Springfield and see about getting some lunch.
Flying or driving?
Instead I went back outside and saw that Lard Lad didn’t have a line at all.
Lard Lad. Sounds oh, so appetizing.
They had plenty of great pastries to choose from, but I like apple anything.
You and me both!
I was impressed with how ridiculously dark it was in Knockturn Alley. It was so dark that I couldn’t see 10 feet in front of me and I can’t imagine how they could get by with having it so dark without it becoming a liability issue.
Next you'll have to go through a metal detector just to go in and they won't let you in without a white cane.
But I was most impressed with Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. Come on, it is a store full of practical jokes and gag gifts. What’s not to like?
Sounds like my kind of store.
We used to have a gag store that a friend and I would always go to when we were teens.
It sadly closed up and now the city is boring.
I didn’t buy anything, but when a store has a product called U-No-Poo, you know the humor is high-brow.
But... you didn't buy... anything???
Nope.
I did note that my Express Pass got me on a ride vehicle at the exact same time as someone who entered the Single Rider line when I entered the EP line. I don’t think we waited more than 5 minutes to get on the ride.
Okay! Okay! You've sold me!
The ride is a fun one. It’s kind of like Buzz Lightyear where you have a gun and can shoot aliens but the gun isn’t stationary and it is frankly a better ride than Buzz.
That's good. 'cause I don't think that Buzz is all that great to be honest.
It took me a couple of scenes to figure out that it was shooting about 3’ below where I was aiming.
Yeah, that could be a bit of a problem.
After helping save the world from aliens
Or not... considering your poor showing.
Sadly, even with the EP, the wait was 30 minutes.
Wonder what it was like for the non-EP slobs?
You don’t ride the car from a screen in one room to a screen in another room for the next scene while they try to make scrambled eggs out of your brain as you move from scene to scene.
mmmmm.... scrambled eggs.
On my way out of the park I saw Lucille Ball and Marilyn Monroe in the middle of the street meeting with park guests.
Haloween Horror Nights? I mean... two corpses...
It was kind of interesting to see a meet & greet using actual people rather than a fictional character.
Huh. Never thought of that. And you're absolutely right.
There was a Burger King Whopper Bar and it had basically no line, so I grabbed a burger there.
I'm so sorry to hear that.
How much did you suffer, the next day?
we had 1 week passes to Universal that costed less than a one day ticket does now.
but I wanted to grab a hurricane to go and drink it quickly on my way out.
Because if you're going to drink alcohol, do it quickly.
Dang.
Gotta love booze to go.
I headed back to the parking garage and noticed that the line to get through the 4 metal detectors at the security screening area was incredibly long. We had thought about coming back to Universal later in the week for dinner, but seeing the line that was waiting just to get through security and into CityWalk put a quick end to this idea.
I wonder if they'll ease off on the security requirements for CityWalk if attendance falls?
Let’s see, do I want to pay for parking, stand in a 15 or 20 minute line to get wanded and patted down so that I can eat dinner in an overpriced restaurant? Thanks, but no thanks.
I can see that.
But a free pat down?
Well, I guess it depends on the pat-tee.
I thought about taking pictures of the room before I hauled all of our things in, but I needed to shower and get going to the convention center. I figured I’d still have time to do this after I got back this evening.
Uh, huh. No pictures ever. Right?
I made it to about Hall C and my back and knees started to feel a little bit stiff. It wasn’t horrible, but I was starting to feel sore.
Crap. Getting old doth sucketh.
I was too late to get a seat though, so I ended up having to stand there for about an hour and a half.
Oh, that should help!
I decided to just grab enough snacks to make a meal of it (yes, I was that guy)
So that was you!
I don't know if I could do that with everyone in the room staring and pointing at you.
Obviously. But this is not news.
she’d have to be up at about 3 am
Yuck.
I was already tired and sore after just a day and a half in Orlando.
Thank goodness
that's over!!
1. DW’s flight was scheduled to arrive in Orlando at 8:17 am. What time did they land?
2. We had dinner Sunday night at (spoiler) 1900 PF. DD wanted nothing to do with 3 of the characters there. 10 points each if you can name the 3 characters she didn’t like.
3. There were 2 characters she loved seeing at 1900 PF. 10 points each if you can name them.
4. I had to (literally) run back out to the truck after we checked in for dinner but before we were seated. If you can guess why it is worth 50 points. Bonus points available for creative and entertaining answers even if you’re wrong.
1. 8:37
2. Eric, Lady Tremaine and... uh... Cindy.
3. Both sisters.
4. You were informed that there was a vehicle that had broken loose of its corral and dashed out of the restaurant. Sure enough, your truck was coasting in neutral towards an open pond and the waiting arms of some gators (reptiles, not college football players.) You chased after your truck and managed to get inside the cab and slam on the breaks just before it plunged into the water. Unfortunately, when you started the engine and put it in reverse, the truck refused to move. Several gators had clamped their jaws around the tires and front bumper and were inexorably pulling you in the opposite direction! Thankfully, as a former boy scout, you always come prepared and just happened to have some "gator-be-gone" powder in the glove box. You reached over, grabbed the powder and liberally sprinkled it out the window. Within moments, the gators had retreated into the water and you were free to leave. You drove back to the hotel, breathing a sigh of relief. Which was short lived when you remembered that you left your family over at the restaurant, and the gators wanted
something to avenge their loss. (College football players, not the reptiles.) You drove back to the restaurant where your DD was in tears because she wanted to wear a princess dress and you left it in the truck. You didn't have the heart to tell her that some gators got a hold of her dress and were now wearing it (again... football players) so you drove to Disney Springs and bought her a new one at an incredibly inflated price which prevented you from buying that triple strength alcoholic beverage that you so desperately needed.