Disney Confessions

[amandaw]

Forgive me Father for I have Sinned:

1. Disney Counter Service food gasses me up like a Sports car. I've cropdusted large outside areas with a reckless disregard for others sensitivities.

Hilarious! But, I don't think you're alone....

Is that why your screen name is "Explodo"?

 

[osugal]

This is the funniest thread ever. Okay - here are mine.

1. I know that the Snow White ride is weird and dark and not very exciting. Yet I have to ride it every year.
2. I've never been to Mickey's Philharmagic or the Tiki Room or Tom Sawyer Island.
3. I think the food is overpriced and pretty gross a lot of the time.
4. I think Dumbo is literally the worst ride in the park. I always think of it as the Emperor's Clothes.
5. I'm pretty sure we're doing serious damage to our daughters with the whole princess thing. I feel like between BBB and CRT there's a really bad message we're sending. It's like Disney's version of Toddlers & Tiaras. I know I sound like a prude!
6. I don't get at all excited about meeting characters but I don't feel guilty because neither do my kids. We absolutely love the rides and atmosphere though.
7. I LOVE the Hall of Presidents and Carousel of Progress!

 

[missfigment]

I think BBBoutique makeovers on these little girls....look HORRIBLE!! Those little buns are waaaaay too tight looking and the other styles with those cheap looking pink hair extensions are trashy looking. (I'm totally okay with the little girls wanting to dress like a princess in the park....and if my daughter really wanted to one day, Id go along with it....but theres no way Id pay good money for her to come out looking like that! We'd do it ourselves at home)

 

[wmson2000]

Confessions:

- I once got into MK without paying. I was asking a CM some questions and ended up walking through the open gate next to the turnstiles (about 10 years ago before the finger scan). This wasn't originally intentional but I was secretly pleased that I "scored one on the mouse." (This was a business trip and fairly late in the afternoon - 4'ish - so my "win" wasn't that big)

- I'm glad there are AK "haters" so I can enjoy my favorite park. Least favorite: MK

- As others have said, Ellen provides an excellent afternoon sleep experience.

 

[Chicago Mo]

Forgive me Father for I have Sinned:

1. Disney Counter Service food gasses me up like a Sports car. I've cropdusted large outside areas with a reckless disregard for others sensitivities.

2. I had every princess in the big top meeting area cackling like a bunch of hens when I remarked to my wife (more loudly than I thought) "I bet MAry Poppins wears really saucy Lingerie". I still believe it to...Let a man have his thought for petes sake

3. I fell asleep in the HAll of presidents show and was woke up by a CM because I was snoring so loud. My wife thought this was hysterical...Her sense of humor is suspect.

4. DD and DS were acting up whilst in the POC line. I calmly said "You guys keep it up and there's going to be a butt kicking right here in the POC line and It's going to look like this" (I then put my hand down to butt level and kicked it) the whole crowd who was within ear shot died laughing. The kids looked at me like I was the funniest man on the planet and proceeded to make this statement a running joke to this day.


How many hail mary's is this gonna cast me this time>

Funniest thing EVER!!!

mine are:
im scared to death of dolls so IASW is the worse ride ever! i despise Pinocchio scariest ever.. when a DOLL become a real boy? is my intimate NIGHTMARE!
i have pictures when i was 4 in WDW and my mother not helping matter much... wonder why im like this?!?!

 

[M!ndyMouse]

I hate scooter people -_- and I can't stand hearing a parent getting mad at thier child at Disney World threating to "take them back home" or "spank them infornt of everyone" You're here to have fun seriously lol calm down.

 

[TwistofCate]

I adore The Carousel of Progress and ride it multiple times each trip.

My worst dining experience was CRT.

I don't use fastpasses.

I fell asleep on Dinosaur.

 

[wigeboo]

I've been on 10 two week holidays
1 I have never had a dole whip
2 I think the logs and water in splash mountain smell bad
3 I love magic kingdom
4 I cry everytime i check out of Disney to go home

 

[Chicago Mo]

I've been on 10 two week holidays

4 I cry everytime i check out of Disney to go home

i DO TOO!!!

 

[walkdmc]

Somehow I feel like I've contributed to this thread but am not willing to search 8 pages so I'll go (again?):

1. 1/2 the time I don't know the names of the characters I'm waiting to see, with my kids. The little gorilla in the AK, the Baboon from The Lion King. I asked the mom ahead of me "Who is this character?" and she looked at me like I had 2 heads.

2. I rarely think the princesses are pretty. However, I am pretty judgemental of them as they should be held to a higher standard, right? Every Cinderella I've seen looks like Lucille Ball's best friend, what's her name?

3. In the Summer, bad odors abound. I think it's a combination of heat, over-exertion and a higher-fat diet compared with peoples' usual diets. I can't walk 20 feet w/o smelling foulness.

4. I find it boring when I see a CM is from FL....big whoop, LOL. I love when I see a CM is from a struggling country, like Haiti (gives me the warm fuzzies).

5. 1 mile off property is a dump and very uninspiring. It's grosser than the grossest street I've gotten lost on, off the Las Vegas strip.

6. I see more grumpy men than women at WDW and they really annoy me. Go sit on a bench and settle yourself down rather than raising your voice or flailing your arms.

7. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. I go to WDW I see someone arguing with a CM over the movement of their stroller, while they are on a ride. Every time. "You didn't move anyone else's stroller, why did you touch mine?" and so on. It's tiring and I hope the CMs rotate that job b/c I would hate that task.

8. The Kilamenjaro Safari is BORING, even if all the animals are out and about. That said, we do it every visit but I have a feeling my kids think it's boring too but we don't talk about it.

9. I bought DVC. I convinced my DH this was a good thing to do. (This ensures an annual Disney trip)- I bought more points than I revealed to DH (forgive me Father). I tell DH we have to use "bonus points" and schedule a trip. He wants to know when we're going to run out of "bonus points". I'm starting to get nervous, LOL.

 

[jamiesmom07]

Lovin this thread

 

[DancinDaisyDuck]

I don't like Downtown Disney.
I've never been to a Disney Water Park and don't intend to visit one.
I LOVE Disney pizza!

 

[think-like-tink]

-I don't get the dining plan. I have tried to figure the method to the madness. I am dumbfounded at how the works.
-I used natures credit card to talk my dh into last years trip.
-I could have pee'd my pants first time on ToT. really I ahve to work hard not too. After 2 big babies natural...these things happen.

 

[mirage0306]

On our next trip, we aren't even going to visit DHS--that's how much we couldn't stand it.

 

[Explodo]

Ok...One More...And this is a bad one.

The lady that plays Belle caught me looking at her chest(ok...down her top)...She laughed at me and said..."Well, Aren't we a Beast"

I think I turned 4 shades of red.

I'm sure that will get me banished to a 4 hour trip through "It's a small world" until I promise to be good again.

 

[mpetti]

I strongly dislike animal Kingdom. With one exception Flame Tree BBQ!!!

 

[TinkPirateMom]

Forgive me Father for I have Sinned:

1. Disney Counter Service food gasses me up like a Sports car. I've cropdusted large outside areas with a reckless disregard for others sensitivities.

2. I had every princess in the big top meeting area cackling like a bunch of hens when I remarked to my wife (more loudly than I thought) "I bet MAry Poppins wears really saucy Lingerie". I still believe it to...Let a man have his thought for petes sake

3. I fell asleep in the HAll of presidents show and was woke up by a CM because I was snoring so loud. My wife thought this was hysterical...Her sense of humor is suspect.

4. DD and DS were acting up whilst in the POC line. I calmly said "You guys keep it up and there's going to be a butt kicking right here in the POC line and It's going to look like this" (I then put my hand down to butt level and kicked it) the whole crowd who was within ear shot died laughing. The kids looked at me like I was the funniest man on the planet and proceeded to make this statement a running joke to this day.


How many hail mary's is this gonna cast me this time>

I confess that I actually cried laughing at this post.

I confess that while engrossed in this thread I didn't notice my son was on our front step having a conversation with the FedEx guy that was trying to make a delivery.

I have told my DH I am working when I am really reading these boards.

I would LOVE a WDW vacation without the kids.

During an argument with an ex on a trip to WDW I threatened to stab Mickey Mouse in the head just to watch him cry (he loved Disney but I was not yet a fan and we went to WDW with his parents, his sister and her BF, and my daughter, we slept in an RV in FW I felt murderous rage after a few days).

I love Tinkerbell!

 

[jamiesmom07]

I have told my DH I am working when I am really reading these boards.

SHHHHHHH, I've told my husband I was going to go upstairs to go to bed and then read these boards for hours, til I hear him rummaging around downstairs with the dog preparing to come to bed

 

[think-like-tink]

Ohhh.I have one more, I have 2 clippings of plants form the poly!

 

[Chicago Mo]

Somehow I feel like I've contributed to this thread but am not willing to search 8 pages so I'll go (again?):

1. 1/2 the time I don't know the names of the characters I'm waiting to see, with my kids. The little gorilla in the AK, the Baboon from The Lion King. I asked the mom ahead of me "Who is this character?" and she looked at me like I had 2 heads.

2. I rarely think the princesses are pretty. However, I am pretty judgemental of them as they should be held to a higher standard, right? Every Cinderella I've seen looks like Lucille Ball's best friend, what's her name?

3. In the Summer, bad odors abound. I think it's a combination of heat, over-exertion and a higher-fat diet compared with peoples' usual diets. I can't walk 20 feet w/o smelling foulness.

4. I find it boring when I see a CM is from FL....big whoop, LOL. I love when I see a CM is from a struggling country, like Haiti (gives me the warm fuzzies).

5. 1 mile off property is a dump and very uninspiring. It's grosser than the grossest street I've gotten lost on, off the Las Vegas strip.

6. I see more grumpy men than women at WDW and they really annoy me. Go sit on a bench and settle yourself down rather than raising your voice or flailing your arms.

7. EVERY.SINGLE.TIME. I go to WDW I see someone arguing with a CM over the movement of their stroller, while they are on a ride. Every time. "You didn't move anyone else's stroller, why did you touch mine?" and so on. It's tiring and I hope the CMs rotate that job b/c I would hate that task.

8. The Kilamenjaro Safari is BORING, even if all the animals are out and about. That said, we do it every visit but I have a feeling my kids think it's boring too but we don't talk about it.

9. I bought DVC. I convinced my DH this was a good thing to do. (This ensures an annual Disney trip)- I bought more points than I revealed to DH (forgive me Father). I tell DH we have to use "bonus points" and schedule a trip. He wants to know when we're going to run out of "bonus points". I'm starting to get nervous, LOL.

Laughed to hard!!! Ethel!!!! your right they could be better looking!