Best April Fools Ever! New 12/23 Family Magic Tour part 2 - Part 3

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nighty night tat!!

I think im gonna go to bed too...my eyes don't wanna stay open anymore.

holy cow everyone! don't stay up too muchlonger

Nite Carla, sweet dreams, I won't stay up much longer, will take that Ambien and be gone, LOL,
 
Wanted to pass on my famous Christmas Cookie recipe since the holiday is
approaching fast!

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp of lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of your favorite Vodka (rum works well too)

Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
vodka again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the vodka is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the vodka and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS
 
Wanted to pass on my famous Christmas Cookie recipe since the holiday is
approaching fast!

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp of lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of your favorite Vodka (rum works well too)

Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
vodka again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the vodka is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the vodka and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

OMG, I LMAO at this!! A drewscriver:lmao: 2 cups of salt :lmao: Who giveshz a sheet :lmao: Greash the oven.:lmao:

Where do you find this stuff??
 
Wanted to pass on my famous Christmas Cookie recipe since the holiday is
approaching fast!

Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 tsp of lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of your favorite Vodka (rum works well too)

Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
vodka again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again. At this point it's best to
make sure the vodka is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just
pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for
tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one
table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the vodka and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS

I almost did not read this....I thought I would tell Karen1 that there was a cookie recipe on the thread...Then I saw Tats comments...

I about felll in the Floor laughing....You are too Funny Karen2



Great Job!!!



:lmao:
 
Holy Cow everyone! Looks like I missed the party last night!

Guess what!

I woke up to lots of fresh snow this morning! Yippee!

Can't wait to get out and play in it!

Have a good day everyone!
 
No, but I'm used to getting up early. If I stay up late, then I sleep late, then I throw off my schedule.

Oh okay, get it now:thumbsup2

Holy Cow everyone! Looks like I missed the party last night!

Guess what!

I woke up to lots of fresh snow this morning! Yippee!

Can't wait to get out and play in it!

Have a good day everyone!


Hey Sarah!!

Holy Cow!!

That is so cool.

We are supposed to get some flurries on Sunday I think. That should make DS happy..



Mom.....I thought you were posting your choc cherry recipe and then I started skimming and realize it was a joke


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Holy Cow to the rest of you!!!
 
HOLY COW EVERYONE! I'm back from the World!!! We had an amazing time!

Hey DDad... did you do an update while I was gone??? I guess I'll go check the first page and see. Wouldn't want to miss one! ;)

Hope ya'll didn't have too much fun without me! I wonder what place I'm in now.... hmmmmmmmm... be back in a bit.
 
Oh okay, get it now:thumbsup2




Hey Sarah!!

Holy Cow!!

That is so cool.

We are supposed to get some flurries on Sunday I think. That should make DS happy..



Mom.....I thought you were posting your choc cherry recipe and then I started skimming and realize it was a joke


:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


Holy Cow to the rest of you!!!
Just flurries, really? We have a full blown winter storm warning out for tonight.:sad2:
 
HOLY COW EVERYONE! I'm back from the World!!! We had an amazing time!

Hey DDad... did you do an update while I was gone??? I guess I'll go check the first page and see. Wouldn't want to miss one! ;)

Hope ya'll didn't have too much fun without me! I wonder what place I'm in now.... hmmmmmmmm... be back in a bit.

What, you mean you're not going to read all the pages you missed?
 
See...


giant pickle!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HOLY COW EVERYONE! I'm back from the World!!! We had an amazing time!

Hey DDad... did you do an update while I was gone??? I guess I'll go check the first page and see. Wouldn't want to miss one! ;)

Hope ya'll didn't have too much fun without me! I wonder what place I'm in now.... hmmmmmmmm... be back in a bit.

welcome home Love!!!

Can't wait to hear all about it:cool1:


Just flurries, really? We have a full blown winter storm warning out for tonight.:sad2:

Oh man, that stinks..Be careful if you have to drive:hug:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I did find the update though! :thumbsup2

You Go Girl:cool1: :cool1: :cool1:
 
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