Would you ever have plastic surgery?

[des1954]

Oh come on now...tell her like it is...
that's not a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine....

Dang.... Al calls his bald head a solar panel for a love machine. No wonder Pete hangs out with Al!!

 

[g8trmom1]

Dang.... Al calls his bald head a solar panel for a love machine. No wonder Pete hangs out with Al!!

OH MY GAWD..that is too funny!!!

 

[Gatordad]

Al is more eco friendly than I. I prefer the old gas powered love machine.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

I have a solar panel AND a fuel tank...apparently I need all the power I can get to get this machine to moving!

 

[g8trmom1]

Al is more eco friendly than I. I prefer the old gas powered love machine.

what's the size of your carbon footprint??

 

[BigDaddyRog]

A nice woman lies and says depth doesnt matter.

 

[Us3]

OMG, you guys are too funny!

 

[des1954]

A nice woman lies and says depth doesnt matter.

It does so!!! But then....I'm not nice.

 

[Gatordad]

what's the size of your carbon footprint??

give me about 8 white castles and a 12 pack of bud, and looooookout.

 

[loveDmouse]

I wouldn't. Too many problems can happen. Having a tummy tuck, lipo or whatever isn't worth dying over. Heard too many horror stories for me.

 

[Escape Artist]

A friend of mine had a tummy tuck. She got to choose whether she wanted a belly button or not!

Apparently when they take out the extra skin, they take out your belly button. And since you haven't been using it since you had an umbilical cord, it's not a problem. But if you want one for "looks," they'll add one back on for you!

Sue in Texas
...full body lipo would do me a lot of good...

 

[loveDmouse]

That is kinda gross.

 

[jrandtysmom]

A friend of mine had a tummy tuck. She got to choose whether she wanted a belly button or not!

Apparently when they take out the extra skin, they take out your belly button. And since you haven't been using it since you had an umbilical cord, it's not a problem. But if you want one for "looks," they'll add one back on for you!

Sue in Texas
...full body lipo would do me a lot of good...

Does it cost extra?

 

[Gatordad]

does it come with a choice of inney or outey?

 

[VACAMPER]

what about one that comes with lint?

 

[Gatordad]

*lint not included.

 

[VACAMPER]

If lints not included, what do I start the campfire with?

 

[We4mickey]

Did you ever see the woman that was on Oprah or Dr Phil. Totally addicted to surgery. Her whole face just looked stiff and nasty. She was much prettier before. Nothing on her looked real anymore. I would never do it.

 

[DisneyBishops]

give me about 8 white castles and a 12 pack of bud, and looooookout.

Hey Gatordad bought time you wised up and started drinking good beer. Just make it bud light and then the white castles won't add any weight to the equation.

 

[Gatordad]

Hey Gatordad bought time you wised up and started drinking good beer. Just make it bud light and then the white castles won't add any weight to the equation.

man, I used to drink Bud exclusively.... 'til my neighbor was a Miller distributor, and I got my 1/2 kegs delivered for $30...... then I realized Bud was no bud of the old stomach....... As my buddy Renshaw calls them, buttwiper beer.