I feel like rigging your stroller to have some sort of glitter bomb of blue paint isn't the brightest idea. No one disagrees with you that people shouldn't commit crimes. But there is a MUCH higher delta that when you MacGruber your
scooter it will goes off on a cast member moving your stroller or a child/parent getting into a stroller near you versus your intended target. I have to think if this happens....or even if security finds it. You could land yourself in some serious trouble.
And let’s face it, it's much more likely that if your homemade security system goes off on the wrong person than the intended (fictional) person