OMG!!! I forgot how funny this thread is....
I have a new story. I started a new job last year, and pretty much work alone. Since I don't have direct interaction with some of the people in the office, it took me a good while to get to know people.
So back when I was new, I really need to release a bit of gas that had built up after lunch. Usually, I can squeak them out silently and pray they don't smell, but something told me this one was a) not going to go quietly or b) stink to the high heavens. So I took a walk outside. I just walked out the door, and didn't look back. As soon as the door swung shut, I let it rip. I think the glass in the windows were shaking, but my belly felt soo much better. I may have even let out an "aaahh".
I turned to go back into the building, and there was one of the front desk girls standing their smoking a cigarette.
I felt my face turn beet red....I couldn't look at her for weeks.
We are now good office friends, and she has never once brought it up. (thankfully).