That'a it! I'm reporting you to the ThreadMistress!
OMG! I was just thinking about a limerick I wrote in the 4th grade that was published in the school newspaper:
There once was a man named Benny;
Poor man, only had a penny.
He wished for a nickel;
To buy a pickle;
That poor old man named Benny!
Never thought that info would ever come in handy! Anyone want me to recite some Canterbury Tales? Anyone??
Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
Of which vertu engendered is the flour:
Never thought I could learn it when I had to, now I can't forget it.
We are going December 18-23, staying(GASP! ) offsite
Me, Disneyland_Mama, and MickeyFan in charge of HR?
Do you know this one:
One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't think this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
I don't know who wrote it, but I can remember my Dad reciting it.
He's 57.
What about all our new lanyards? Are we not the ****** watchers anymore at all? Or just in spirit
Ok all of you witty limericists, I have only to point out that I stink at it. If you don't believe me, check my tag!
Now, as for the rest of you, I am thrilled to see that the spirit of the group lives on. I can't wait to see what else you silly folks come up with. Maggie