misskrystal said:
My shocking moment was when, on my first WDW trip (also my first time flying), the people I was travelling with stole my window seat. I couldn't believe that my own friends would take my seat when I hadn't flown before and they'd flown more times than they can remember. I spent the entire flight leaning over, trying to see past three people to look out of the window.
That pretty much set the standard for the entire trip as, when I got very sick, so sick I couldn't' get out of bed or even get myself a glass of water, they just left me in the hotel room and went out to the parks. They wouldn't even take me to see a doctor.
But karma is a great thing, because they haven't been back to WDW and I have
I've read the other comments about this post and I've got to agree with their points. The type of people who would leave a person who is too sick to even get out of bed without any kind of help are just sub-human. Being that sick she should have gone to the emergency room. My heart goes out to poor
misskrystal for being so mistreated.
The whole lack of consideration shown regrading the airplane's window seat was just a prelude to future poor treatment. If
misskrystal is still in touch with these losers I suggest putting laxatives in their beer.
A lot of them. Especially before a big game or concert they might be planning to attend. Let 'em spend their time in the toilet instead.
End of serious post.
The following is meant in jest.
DO NOT attempt to do
any of the following.
These recipes actually work. It is a joke. Only a joke. That means its supposed to be funny but probably isn't.
If you don't want to wait for Karma to get even for you, then try the following:
If you
really don't like them, put anti-freeze in their beverages. It will taste sweet but it will destroy their kidneys. Though repeated dosings may be required. Their kidney failure should be sudden enough to kill them. If not they can spend the rest of their lives on dialysis. Yes, I suppose I am a bit psycho.
If that isn't painful enough for them, (if they are REAL wankers), in the sink, mix up a batch of Comet cleanser (the entire container), water (just enough to wet the comet), and a gallon of chlorine bleach. Don't inhale the mustard gas that will come boiling out of the solution. It will disolve your lungs. So leave quickly. When your target gets home, he/she will breathe in enough to permantly damage their lungs and leave them with a cough and short of breath for the rest of his/her life. It may also burn their skin, leaving them disfigured for life,
an added bonus.
And speaking of burning, this one will really reduce your chances of getting caught. You blow out the pilot lights at the target's house or apartment, close the windows, wrap a light bulb in a towel and gently crush it, leaving the filiment intact. Put the broken bulb in whatever lamp will be first turned on when the target gets home. Turn on every gas outlet you can... all the way open and then leave. Make sure there will be at least two hours before the target gets home. The resulting explosion should take out the entire building. All evidence should be destroyed in the fire and explosion. Though the settings of the gas appliances may raise suspicion.