I'm having a tough time choosing my prison, but I think I've narrowed it down the three:
1. AKV. Location and transportation aside, it's my favorite hotel in the world, mainly because there's nothing else like it anywhere. The savannah is so peaceful, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of watching the animals. The lobby is amazing, and I love the cultural representatives working there (at least pre-COVID). And the quality and variety of dining is incredible - Jiko, Boma, and Sanaa - are you kidding me?
2. SSR. Basically living at a country club (prison), complete with a spa and golf course. Dining is weak, but if I can arrange to have meals smuggled in from DS, then I'm good. And I think working on my golf game would be more stimulating than just watching animals. The problem is that from June to October, it's too freakin' hot to play golf in Florida, so there's that.
3. Aulani. Perfect resort in a perfect location. But the grounds aren't that large, and I'm a little concerned that I'd get tired of water slides and a lazy river. And snorkeling. And looking at the golf course across the street, which I would petition the warden to allow me to use; but alas, my request would undoubtedly be denied because the warden is a hard man and runs a tight ship.