Canadian Buffoon's Solo Disney Vacation - Update 07/08! pp99 - Here today gone tomorrow

[afwdwfan]

And Andy always plays dirty.

I certainly try

Of course Andy plays dirty, it's how he's in the lead! He must really want that chocolate!

No, I just want the small t-shirt so I can wear it and sing "Fat guy in a little coat. "

 

[Gracefulskinny]

Not if you stop at Taco Bell somewhere along the way.

No, I just want the small t-shirt so I can wear it and sing "Fat guy in a little coat. "

 

[orangecats2]

OMG! I love, love, love David Tennant!!! He is only topped by Pierce Brosnan.

Andy, now you know if you win that shirt you have to put it on and post a pic!

 

[pkondz]

 

[afwdwfan]

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

No, I just want the small t-shirt so I can wear it and sing "Fat guy in a little coat. "

 

[Sandy Mouse]

It's...



The Last Day.

Gah! The dreaded last day!

Oh my God I GOT WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!

And you're sure it's just water?

Just about finished checking in and.......
Uh...
I need a credit card to pay for my seat upgrade.

I guess you could say that this was the one time
when I wish I didn't have a MagicBand.
Because if I didn't, then I'd have my credit card with me!

You didn't see this one coming? First time checking in, huh?

I s l o w l y place my band against the door.
Again. Nothing.
Why? Why now??? I'm in a rush! I don't have time for this!!!

I turn. I trot down the hall and climb one more flight of stairs.
I go to the room above the one I was trying to enter.
Swipe! <click> I'm in!

We in the U.S. have a special place for guys like you. It's called prison.
If your band had worked, oh, the shocked faces on the other side of that door!

Andy mentioned that I had some amazing luck with the busses.
It was no more evident than today!

You really have lead a charmed existence where the buses are concerned.

And we were at the Magic Kingdom by 7:49am.

(I can see you now. Some of you are fist pumping for guessing right.
Others are hanging their heads in dismay.)

(drops to knees with arms held high) WHY, WHY WHY!?!

It was my last day, so I was going to take advantage of every second!

There is no time for sashaying today, folks.

Not bad for arriving just seven minutes before rope drop.

You da man!

We were led down Main Street and as we approached the hub,
the CMs started to cry out "2nd bridge to the right for 7DMT!"

And straight on till morning. Oh, wrong movie reference.

There was a ride that I could do... if...

I rummaged around in my camera bag.
If this was going to work, I needed to find something.
I had to find something, or it just wasn't going to happen.

Would you like to know what ride I'm thinking of?
The one that I actually did go on next?
Wouldja?

Well, yes, now that you mention it. You can tell just me. I can keep a secret.

Bonus question: What's the next ride?

I'm going to have to say the Mad Tea Party, since you're not going into the Storybook Circus area, and Little Mermaid isn't open.

Now if only someone could tell me where the photo was taken.
And just so I'm sure you've got it, tell me again what it is.

Darn, I had just figured out that it was in a garbage BIN at the resort, but then you give it all away!

"Hey!" You cry. "What gives with the ADR? You didn't give out any points!"
Why, that's very astute of you! How clever!
You are correct. I didn't give out any points for the ADR.
Not because I haven't gotten there yet...
But because no one picked the right one yet.

Oh, I know, I know!! Me! Pick me!!

Okay, just for those of you who may not know,
DonnaBeeGood has guessed the picture location.
It's the inside of a garbage at ASMU.
I blurred out the papers in there in case it was something private.

1. What's the next ride? Anyone guessing any part of the park that's still closed,
since I just told you, gets points deducted!
(Hint: Not one you'd e
2. And still ongoing... where is that ADR.
(Hint: In MK... and again, not what you'd expect.)
Those unlucky to have picked the wrong park, get a second chance.
Am I not benevolent?
Anyone guessing a previously guessed restaurant.... deductions for you!

(Maybe not that benevolent.)

3. First attraction visited when the rest of the park opens.
(Hint: It's in the part that opens... Hello!)

4. I do have FP+s. Three of them. In MK.
Two are for things I've already done at MK this trip.
One is for something new.
Name any or all. It's up to you.

1 Mad Tea Party
2 Tony's
3 Splash Mountain
4 Big Thunder Mountain, Pirates of the Caribbean, Jungle Cruise

 

[Sandy Mouse]

I had my man card for a very short glorious time in one of my last TRs.

I think we should vote to give you back your MAN card, then just don't use it on those dance competition trips this year - use your DAD card. See? Genius!

 

[TheLittleKatie]

It's worse than that.

It's...



The Last Day.

Nooooooooo

I open the door and...

There it is.

Swinging from the doorknob like a condemned criminal at the end of his noose.

The "get out" notice.
A chill as if someone is walking over my grave goes down my spine.

I hate that thing. I loathe it with a passion.
I already know my trip is coming to an end.
Do they have to rub it in?!?!?

This is the worst souvenir I've ever brought home from Disney

I prevaricated for a couple of seconds.
Should I stay? Or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble... making rope drop.
Geez, geez, geez.

My thoughts and emotions clash...

I'm proud that I understood this reference. Thanks to my dad

I swipe my MagicBand at the door.

Nothing.

Arrrrrghhh....

I swipe it again.
Still nothing.

I s l o w l y place my band against the door.
Again. Nothing.
Why? Why now??? I'm in a rush! I don't have time for this!!!

I turn. I trot down the hall and climb one more flight of stairs.
I go to the room above the one I was trying to enter.
Swipe! <click> I'm in!

There's a lesson for you kids.
When trying to enter a hotel room.
Always, always try to do it at your own room.

I wonder if the people in that room were peering at you through the window, thinking you were attempting to break in

passed a bunch of sashayers.


Now was not the time for sashaying.

You are the only person I have ever known to use this word, and I love it. Thank you.

That sky!

TheLittleKatie - 2 points to help her go for a dive.

YAY! Thanks!

ETA:
Okay, just for those of you who may not know,
DonnaBeeGood has guessed the picture location.
It's the inside of a garbage at ASMU.
I blurred out the papers in there in case it was something private.

*pretends I didn't read that* ... Is it.... the inside of a garbage can at ASMU...?

1. What's the next ride? Anyone guessing any part of the park that's still closed,
since I just told you, gets points deducted!
(Hint: Not one you'd expect.)

2. And still ongoing... where is that ADR.
(Hint: In MK... and again, not what you'd expect.)
Those unlucky to have picked the wrong park, get a second chance.
Am I not benevolent?
Anyone guessing a previously guessed restaurant.... deductions for you!

(Maybe not that benevolent.)

3. First attraction visited when the rest of the park opens.
(Hint: It's in the part that opens... Hello!)

4. I do have FP+s. Three of them. In MK.
Two are for things I've already done at MK this trip.
One is for something new.
Name any or all. It's up to you.

Oh jee. Ok. Here goes.

1. Hmm...

"I rummaged around in my camera bag.
If this was going to work, I needed to find something.
I had to find something, or it just wasn't going to happen."

Interesting.......

The only thing I can think this might be is earbuds to ride it's a small world? And since it was right in front of you it does seem logical.. So, with the risk of being penalised for suggesting something so heinous, I'm guessing IASW?!?!

2. Crystal Palace??

3. BTMRR??

4. Splash, 7DMT, Dumbo??

 

[orangecats2]

Oh, yeah, I forgot...

Rock the Casbah!!!
"Thinks it's not kosher!!!"

LittleKatie-----what do you mean thanks to your dad? How young are you?

I wonder what Ponzi is doing?

 

[pkondz]

I wonder what Ponzi is doing?

 

[orangecats2]

Why driving?

 

[pkondz]

What? You want a Toronto TR too???

 

[RGirl]

Oh my God I GOT WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!!

As I climb the stairs, two at a time, I dig out my safe key.
I charge down the hall to my room.
I see the "go away" papers swinging in the breeze.
Didn't I bring them inside? Thought I had. Whatever.
I'm in a rush, I'll get 'em later.
I swipe my MagicBand at the door.

Nothing.

Arrrrrghhh....

I swipe it again.
Still nothing.

I s l o w l y place my band against the door.
Again. Nothing.
Why? Why now??? I'm in a rush! I don't have time for this!!!

I turn. I trot down the hall and climb one more flight of stairs.
I go to the room above the one I was trying to enter.
Swipe! <click> I'm in!

One of my favorite TR moments of ALL TIME!

Stupid glasses... gotta get new ones.
These ones are obviously defective now.
And they've been getting more defectiver over the past few years.

This seems to be happening to me lately too. What the heck???

The four people ahead of me, the five behind me and I board.
In short order, our practically empty bus sets out for the park...
At the same time as the other sardine-like bus.

Nice!!!

(I can see you now. Some of you are fist pumping for guessing right.
Others are hanging their heads in dismay.)

I think I got this right, but I am not sure enough to fist pump as I truly can't remember for sure. I am sure you are SHOCKED! BTW, my doctor says there is nothing wrong with my brain.....

There was lots of room to walk around the crowd.

Sweet! I know it sounds crazy, but I kind of look forward to just once visiting WDW all by myself and being able to do stuff like this.

As I approached 7DMT, I could see...
Remember that 95% that went straight?
They were all coming to 7DMT.
And they were all going to get there...

Behind me.

I walked right into the queue, through the queue
and without pausing for more than a couple of seconds
was back on the ride.

So awesome!!!!

My intention was to provide you, dear reader,
with a photo montage of 7DMT.

And that so didn't happen.

I got one... ONE blurry picture of Dopey.

I love it!

But you lied, because these two are probably the best on-ride photos I have seen in a TR. Gah - you and your stupid photography skills. *sigh* Seriously - these are really good pictures!

Bonus question: What's the next ride?

I don't even know what I guessed last time. And after reading on, I'm afraid I'm going to lose points by guessing because the rules are getting strict. I cannot imagine why you would be digging in your bag for a ride unless it was for your camera since there are no paper FPs, which makes me want to say 7DMT because of your comments above, but I KNOW you don't have time to wait in whatever line that had at that point. And I have spent so much time in DL Fantasyland over the last two years that I'm not sure I can remember what rides are in MK's version. I'm just going to say 7DMT - I know there is no way, but wouldn't it be so cool if you got back on and got tons of cool pictures????

2. And still ongoing... where is that ADR.
(Hint: In MK... and again, not what you'd expect.)
Those unlucky to have picked the wrong park, get a second chance.
Am I not benevolent?
Anyone guessing a previously guessed restaurant.... deductions for you!

(Maybe not that benevolent.)

OMG - I'm too afraid to guess. I don't remember what I guessed last time! I think I may have guessed BoG. But I have no idea what anyone else guessed, so if the above means that if I accidentally guess what someone else guessed before, I will just have to take the deductions, because I have no time to figure that out. I'm going with Liberty Tree Tavern. Please don't hurt me!

3. First attraction visited when the rest of the park opens.
(Hint: It's in the part that opens... Hello!)

BTMRR

4. I do have FP+s. Three of them. In MK.
Two are for things I've already done at MK this trip.
One is for something new.
Name any or all. It's up to you.

BTMRR, Buzz, Space.

 

[MAGICFOR2]

Nice try using the wrong door for your MB
I can't remember what I wanted to post yet alone what the wrong answers are. I have been too tired to think lately.

First ride when open: splash - that way you have time to dry off

FP HM, BUZZ, NOT BTMRR

ADR Plaza

Hope your trip went well.

 

[Tracy161]

I promise I'll be back to catch up soon! I hope you've had a good week. I'll catch up Sunday when I return from my sister's

 

[Sandy Mouse]

What? You want a Toronto TR too???

Yes, I rather think we do, if you're offering.

 

[afwdwfan]

What? You want a Toronto TR too???

Is there anything in Toronto? I mean it's Canada. What can you say other than "we built a snowman and slept in an igloo."

 

[KathyM2]

I personally would love a Toronto TR lol...just to see what people who don't live here do when they come here! (other than of course...build snowmen lol....although we did have some nice hail and rain this past week...ugh...not feeling like summer at all...but really we DO get summer here and sometimes it's even HOT...(now would be nice though )

 

[orangecats2]

I know you're back! You posted on another TR! Get busy mister!