meeskamouska
<marquee><font color=blue>Doesn't go with jelly</m
- Joined
- Oct 28, 2006
So, do any of you have one of those annoying friends that invites themselves every where with you? 
Well, I am that friend. And here is my story.
Cast of Characters:
Tera (Me): 28 year old WDW virgin. I have a smart mouth and can be read like an open book. I tend to think I am Mary Poppins, "Practically perfect in every way!"
Damian (DH): Almost 30 and tries to pretend he is not ecstatic about the trip I am obsessively planning. Has been to DL on several occasion, but also WDW virgin. A big kid, who refuses to let most people see his fun side!
Kaia (DD): 4 by the trip. This never girly-girl is being converted to the dark side .Disney Princesses, much to my dismay. Her current obsession is Cinderella. First vacation to Disney!!!
My very best friend (DBF), Jennifer: 27 with the heart of an 80 year old. Cautious and rather paranoid, my oldest and dearest pal always keeps me in stitches!!! Went as a child and has one trip under her belt as a mom. Independent and always available, she truly is an amazing woman!
Jon (DN): Even more cautious and paranoid than his mother, he will turn 11 on the trip. He has a love for all things boy (ya know, farts-butts-boogers) and says the most hilarious things!!! This is Jons second trip .he has this idea that it is going to be just like the first .only it is gonna rock so much harder!!!
So, I crashed the party!!! Yes, Jennifer and her son had a lovely trip planned the two of them touring the world. I thought, Huh, I wonder if we should plan a trip too?
Then, my mind got to spinning and I decided .duh, duh, dun .we should travel together!!!
Really, wouldnt it be cheaper? Share a room, share some meals, split the parking and give us in-room baby-sitters for a night out!!! Which really rocks because I get two nights out .one with Damian and one with Jennifer .I am not greedy .I just plan well.
Who could ask for more???
So, now I have to sell it to Damian and Jennifer.
What to do, what to do?
Well, Damian owes me BIG time for buying that car without even telling me .sight unseen and then flying to Phoenix to pick it up. Yeah, I was a little perturbed. So, I will use the guilt card with him.
Now, Jennifer how to sell it to her? The money!! She is always looking for a bargain so I begin my research. I have all the figures in hand before I make THE phone call. The phone call that changes my life forever!!!
Index of Chapters:
1: Wong-tinez: A Cultural Phenomenon Posts 1&2, Page 1
2: Haven of the Nude Dude Post 23 Page 2
3: How it All Began... Post 59 Page 4 and Tera...The Woman Behind the Obsession Post 63 Page 5
4: Our New Cardboard Abode Post 88 Page 6
5: The Reason Post 127&128 Page 9
6: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead Past 144 Page 10
7: Money money money....MONAY Post 166 Page 12
8: Itenerary Time! Whoot, whoot! Post 190 Page 13
9: We're Like Those Sister's Separated at Birth on Montel Post 211 Page 15
10: oh, Disney Trip, oh Disney Trip, how we sure love to plan thee! Post 250 Page 17
11: "It's Jon's Bert-day (Mon Jun 11th...11 on the 11th...isn't that speshul!!)" Post 300 Page 20
12: "Are Platypai Furry?" Post 470 Page 32
13: "Crikey...She's a Beaut" Post 512 Page 35
14: "CC (crafty crap)" Post 561 Page 38
15: "TGMike is da Bomb!" Post 657 Page 44
16: "Fanny Packs...I don't need no Fanny Packs!!" Post 840 Page 56
17: "I'm a Pin Pimp!" Post 861 Page 58
18: "Disney Eve Partay!" Post 1176 & 1177 Page 79
Well, I am that friend. And here is my story.
Cast of Characters:
Tera (Me): 28 year old WDW virgin. I have a smart mouth and can be read like an open book. I tend to think I am Mary Poppins, "Practically perfect in every way!"
Damian (DH): Almost 30 and tries to pretend he is not ecstatic about the trip I am obsessively planning. Has been to DL on several occasion, but also WDW virgin. A big kid, who refuses to let most people see his fun side!
Kaia (DD): 4 by the trip. This never girly-girl is being converted to the dark side .Disney Princesses, much to my dismay. Her current obsession is Cinderella. First vacation to Disney!!!
My very best friend (DBF), Jennifer: 27 with the heart of an 80 year old. Cautious and rather paranoid, my oldest and dearest pal always keeps me in stitches!!! Went as a child and has one trip under her belt as a mom. Independent and always available, she truly is an amazing woman!
Jon (DN): Even more cautious and paranoid than his mother, he will turn 11 on the trip. He has a love for all things boy (ya know, farts-butts-boogers) and says the most hilarious things!!! This is Jons second trip .he has this idea that it is going to be just like the first .only it is gonna rock so much harder!!!
So, I crashed the party!!! Yes, Jennifer and her son had a lovely trip planned the two of them touring the world. I thought, Huh, I wonder if we should plan a trip too?
Then, my mind got to spinning and I decided .duh, duh, dun .we should travel together!!!
Really, wouldnt it be cheaper? Share a room, share some meals, split the parking and give us in-room baby-sitters for a night out!!! Which really rocks because I get two nights out .one with Damian and one with Jennifer .I am not greedy .I just plan well.
Who could ask for more???So, now I have to sell it to Damian and Jennifer.
What to do, what to do?
Well, Damian owes me BIG time for buying that car without even telling me .sight unseen and then flying to Phoenix to pick it up. Yeah, I was a little perturbed. So, I will use the guilt card with him.
Now, Jennifer how to sell it to her? The money!! She is always looking for a bargain so I begin my research. I have all the figures in hand before I make THE phone call. The phone call that changes my life forever!!!
Index of Chapters:
1: Wong-tinez: A Cultural Phenomenon Posts 1&2, Page 1
2: Haven of the Nude Dude Post 23 Page 2
3: How it All Began... Post 59 Page 4 and Tera...The Woman Behind the Obsession Post 63 Page 5
4: Our New Cardboard Abode Post 88 Page 6
5: The Reason Post 127&128 Page 9
6: Ding Dong the Witch is Dead Past 144 Page 10
7: Money money money....MONAY Post 166 Page 12
8: Itenerary Time! Whoot, whoot! Post 190 Page 13
9: We're Like Those Sister's Separated at Birth on Montel Post 211 Page 15
10: oh, Disney Trip, oh Disney Trip, how we sure love to plan thee! Post 250 Page 17
11: "It's Jon's Bert-day (Mon Jun 11th...11 on the 11th...isn't that speshul!!)" Post 300 Page 20
12: "Are Platypai Furry?" Post 470 Page 32
13: "Crikey...She's a Beaut" Post 512 Page 35
14: "CC (crafty crap)" Post 561 Page 38
15: "TGMike is da Bomb!" Post 657 Page 44
16: "Fanny Packs...I don't need no Fanny Packs!!" Post 840 Page 56
17: "I'm a Pin Pimp!" Post 861 Page 58
18: "Disney Eve Partay!" Post 1176 & 1177 Page 79
Goofyluver (or Jennifer as I’m known to my family)! Single mommy to the best boy in the world! I’m a speech therapist who works with elementary kiddos and an all around strong woman. If I had to describe myself in one word, that word would be OCD! I am a planner, a strategizer, a clean-freak (thanks mom!), a worry-wart, and germaphobe! ‘Nuff about my psychosis for right now. I’m sure my craziness will come up several times in this TR!
Computer nerd and movie nerd who loves Transformers (yes, transformers) about sums up Dam. He thinks Tera and I are absolutely nuts about this trip. But, what he doesn’t know is that he is benefiting from our crazy planning and he should be thankful!
The part about the flow charts and graphs! 
Great 
