Curious, do you ever drink anything that contains water, or is cooked in water or has touched water? If so, it's to late, the toilet came to you.
I've done a lot of things in my life, almost none of them to excess (smoking and eating maybe) No hard drugs, but, pot might have been close by at times. I have been drunk on occasion, but, not a drunkard. It was only under certain circumstances. As far as driving is concerned, I get the same "shocked" reaction from people when I tell them that I got my drivers licence on my 16th birthday and have driven constantly since then, even for a living, and have never been in an accident, not even someone else's fault. That would be 54 years. The get a secondary shock when I say it because they are afraid that I just jinxed myself by saying it out loud. I'm not superstitious so I don't really feel any fear about it. I mentioned it to my Grandson just recently and when I said 54 years. His immediate reply was that he was going to make it 55 years. I said that was a great goal to aim for. He got his licence 4 weeks ago... wanna guess what happened? Let's just say he was a long way away from 54 years.
I spent 63 years in it and I can say with authority that you "ain't missed a damn thing". My last 7 years in NC, have been heavenly.