You just let Me(l) know, ZZUB.
I'll take care of them for you, my friend.
I'm SO GLAD to hear you're GOING BACK!!!!!
OH.
OH.
I have a brilliant idea: Let's go TOGETHER!!!!!! Combine our family vacations.
What say???!!!!!
The happyhaunts and The ZZUBs???!!!! Together. In The World.
Constantly. Like... for two whole weeks. Minus bathroom breaks.
Of course.
Huh?
What say?
(oh, nevermind)
Ok. I really just came over here to give you some ideas for a new title.
These are just a few that made me smile real HUGE:
1. The Battle For My Wallet Five: ZZUB Eats a Line Drive.
2. The Battle For My Wallet Five: ZZUB Flunks a Cliff Dive.
3. The Battle For My Wallet Five: ZZUB Attempts to Skydive.
4. The Battle For MY Wallet Five: ZZUB Fails to Survive.
And, finally, my favourite:
7. My Battle With A Wallaby.
Well.
Whatever you call it... I'll be waiting.
Cheers, Mel.
P.S. Like Stafford J., I am also considering legal action against you.