glennbo123
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Augggh! You've posted a chapter on one of my busiest workdays!
As you can see from the clubhouse, this is a relatively fancy-pants establishment.
It's a shame he's gone, because he had the eye of a true artist.
Augggh! You've posted a chapter on one of my busiest workdays!
Head out to Wally World and buy the 55 gallon drum of industrial strength aloe???Pop quiz, hotshot: you're at the beach for a week and your family is already redder than a British soldier's uniform. What do you do?
Sure you didn't take this picture at South of the Border and just forget to use it until now???We stopped by The Hammock Shops Village and naturally did not look at any hammocks. Rather, we concentrated on the toy shop, the candy shop, and the "let's see if we can get the dumb tourists to buy THIS crap" shop. It was here that I was sorely tempted to finally complete our fine china set, since we never did get everything we registered for at our wedding.
I'm guessing this is a lie! Any course that looks fun from the highway doesn't need to give out UB40 $1 off coupons to drum up business.......We were going to use one of the ubiquitous (there's an SAT word for you) $1-off-for-everyone coupons to take the family mini-golfing, but we ended up with some early pixie dust: after choosing a course on the strict criteria that it looked fun from the highway, we pulled into the lot and a gentleman walked up to us as we were piling out. He had a free game coupon that he wasn't going to be able to use, so he gave it to us.
Sounds like what happened in some of those Olympic diving events!!!And, in a bit of foreshadowing, we got a glimpse of the backside of water:
Lie! With your golf game, you have no chance to play real golf........Later in the week, my buddies and I got the chance to play some "real" golf.
Okay, guessing this is a lie. Knowing this course is on the opposite side of Hwy 17 from the ocean, and you were close enough to see the ocean, I will guess it was more than "barely a mile drive."As you can see from the clubhouse, this is a relatively fancy-pants establishment. It was barely a mile drive from our rental home, so that was a plus.
Hmmmm, if that water gets much lower you will be able to walk on dry land all the way to that island green!!!3rd hole (island green):
Okay Mr. Poopy Pants, in your case when you take a mighty rip you are usually bent over a little with a grimace on your face!!! And it isn't IN the hole....................well, not any longer anyway!!!Me taking a mighty rip. It's in the hole!
Seriously? I would hope it was at least Mark's Buddies-6(pack), Snooty Golf Course-0Also, not long after we teed off, we played a hole that went right past the clubhouse parking lot. So Dave (we were calling him Jarvis at that point, since he was serving as our caddy) took a right turn and rescued some adult beverages from the cooler he'd been forced to leave in the car. Mark's Buddies 1, Snooty Golf Course 0.
Lie! You know good and well that you begged them to go with you so you had an excuse not to go shopping..........Sticking with the golf theme, we found a short par 3 course in the area that the boys begged me to play. So I took them out while Julie and Sarah went shopping for a shark-tooth necklace (don't ask).
Yeah, me too........Here, Dave takes a mighty rip. Still working on differentiating between a golf swing and a baseball swing. But then again, so am I.
Or, because the S was already taken by Sarah........Scotty does a "P" for Pawleys:
Except for your buds who were behind you when you took that mighty rip.........So, as you can see, even when we weren't swimming, we were still having fun.
Would tend to agree with this............unless we are talking about the mini-golf where the hole is only 10 feet from the tee box...........And the lie is that you hit a tee shot to within 10 feet of the pin. Your putts didn't get to 10 feet from the pin.
Pop quiz, hotshot: you're at the beach for a week and your family is already redder than a British soldier's uniform. What do you do?
Well, for one thing, you go souvenir shopping.
…and the "let's see if we can get the dumb tourists to buy THIS crap" shop.
…but we ended up with some early pixie dust: after choosing a course on the strict criteria that it looked fun from the highway, we pulled into the lot and a gentleman walked up to us as we were piling out. He had a free game coupon that he wasn't going to be able to use, so he gave it to us.
Later in the week, my buddies and I got the chance to play some "real" golf. Or at least dress the part while losing golf balls.
My friend Greg and I would be playing, while my other friend Dave would simply be riding along. I asked the course ahead of time if he could ride, and they said no problem, and no charge.
So, when we walked into the clubhouse to pay our greens fee, of course they tried to charge a cart rental fee for Dave.
After standing our ground on that one, they relented and let us go. But, Dave could not bring the cooler of adult beverages with him. This, he was told, was for "liability" reasons.
Anyway, we got to the first tee under threatening skies. Huge dark thunderheads had built up, but we didn't see any lightning. Greg wondered if we should stay back, but I told him I'd keep playing. I didn't think the heavy stuff would come down for quite some time now.
It turned out that Pawleys Island weather was a little strange that way--storms would build and build and build, threaten an awe-inspiring show, and then just completely disappear. Kind of like the Philadelphia Eagles every year.
took a right turn and rescued some adult beverages from the cooler he'd been forced to leave in the car. Mark's Buddies 1, Snooty Golf Course 0.
Let the record show that I lost 4 defective golf balls during the course of the round.
So I took them out while Julie and Sarah went shopping for a shark-tooth necklace (don't ask).
Note the golf-course appropriate visor with the inappropriate Animal t-shirt.
Finally, we found that you get a lot less sunburned on the beach after the sun goes down.
We got the kids some glowsticks and Julie played with the camera.
Coming Up Next: Somebody drops the ball and lets our family onto an aircraft carrier.
Outfit the British Army with pasty white uniforms and hope you follow suit?Pop quiz, hotshot: you're at the beach for a week and your family is already redder than a British soldier's uniform. What do you do?
Untrue. I find it hard to believe that at no time did a hammock come into your field of view.We stopped by The Hammock Shops Village and naturally did not look at any hammocks.
Finally, truth in advertising!the "let's see if we can get the dumb tourists to buy THIS crap" shop.
The Oblivious went 3 for 3 in awesomeness on the day!Here, Sarah celebrates a hole-in-one:
Not to be outdone, Dave followed up a couple of holes later:
No holes-in-one for Scotty, but he did conquer this fake rock. So he has that going for him, which is nice.
Meh. That's just South Carolina water (which appears to be dyed blue). It's not Nile water. Or Amazon water. Or whatever river you're on when you see the backside of water.And, in a bit of foreshadowing, we got a glimpse of the backside of water:
Mark, the twilight rate if for after 4:00. If you booked a 4:00 tee time, you're clearly not after 4:00. Rookie mistake.Summer-late-afternoon-twilight-after-4pm-rate: $49.
A bit higher than my game is usually worth, but ok for vacation. We booked a 4:00 tee time.
Yes, clean, refreshing, overpriced, liability-free beer.You wouldn't happen to be selling beer in the clubhouse, would you?
HA! It's funny because it's TRUE! (The Eagles part. I have no idea about the weather part. Maybe you should throw a battery at the cloud...)It turned out that Pawleys Island weather was a little strange that way--storms would build and build and build, threaten an awe-inspiring show, and then just completely disappear. Kind of like the Philadelphia Eagles every year.
Wow, even the camera can't keep up with the speed of your swing. Does that mean you're going faster than the speed of light?Me taking a mighty rip. It's in the hole! Ok, not exactly. But this was one of my better shots. Ended up about 10 feet from the pin.
I can help you with that. 8 lessons at $95 each with me and you'll be snap hooking that tee shot 75 yards left into the pond.The beautiful 18th hole. I snap-hooked a tee shot about 50 yards left into the pond here.
The student had become the teacher. Well done.Also, not long after we teed off, we played a hole that went right past the clubhouse parking lot. So Dave (we were calling him Jarvis at that point, since he was serving as our caddy) took a right turn and rescued some adult beverages from the cooler he'd been forced to leave in the car. Mark's Buddies 1, Snooty Golf Course 0.
Why were Julie and Sarah shopping for a shark-tooth necklace? Do you have any pictures of it? Was it for Julie or for Sarah? What kind of shark did it come from? What color is it? Is it on a chain or a string? Does it still smell like fish? Is it sharp? Are there any vegetarian sharks that have molars?So I took them out while Julie and Sarah went shopping for a shark-tooth necklace (don't ask).
What's inappropriate about the shirt? It's FreezinRafiki Approved!Scotty tees off. Note the golf-course appropriate visor with the inappropriate Animal t-shirt.
There's a difference? Besides being sober for one, I mean...Here, Dave takes a mighty rip. Still working on differentiating between a golf swing and a baseball swing. But then again, so am I.
That's great, but one small question:Here, Sarah gives us an S for, well, Sarah:
So, as you can see, even when we weren't swimming, we were still having fun.
Sorry Mark. Walmart bags would be Redneck. Trader Joe's is not.Redneck Window Shades. Feel free to use this one at home. And you're welcome.
LOVE LOVE LOVE the red solo cup. For some reason it made me think of Barry. Don't ask me why?
It really was a great beach. If some idiot could remember not to jump immediately back in the water after putting sunscreen on, we would have been fine.
Redneck Window Shades. Feel free to use this one at home. And you're welcome.
Scotty tees off. Note the golf-course appropriate visor with the inappropriate Animal t-shirt. And the oblivious drivers, who have no idea how much danger they're in right now.
How bad did Julie beat you, Mark?
Mark, the twilight rate if for after 4:00. If you booked a 4:00 tee time, you're clearly not after 4:00. Rookie mistake.
Why were Julie and Sarah shopping for a shark-tooth necklace? Do you have any pictures of it? Was it for Julie or for Sarah? What kind of shark did it come from? What color is it? Is it on a chain or a string? Does it still smell like fish? Is it sharp? Are there any vegetarian sharks that have molars?
That's great, but one small question:
Where the H E Double Hockey Sticks is her ARM?
Sorry Mark. Walmart bags would be Redneck. Trader Joe's is not.
We stopped by The Hammock Shops Village and naturally did not look at any hammocks.
Rather, we concentrated on the toy shop, the candy shop, and the "let's see if we can get the dumb tourists to buy THIS crap" shop. It was here that I was sorely tempted to finally complete our fine china set, since we never did get everything we registered for at our wedding.
after choosing a course on the strict criteria that it looked fun from the highway
we pulled into the lot and a gentleman walked up to us as we were piling out. He had a free game coupon that he wasn't going to be able to use, so he gave it to us.
Here, Sarah celebrates a hole-in-one:
Not to be outdone, Dave followed up a couple of holes later:
No holes-in-one for Scotty, but he did conquer this fake rock. So he has that going for him, which is nice.
Later in the week, my buddies and I got the chance to play some "real" golf. Or at least dress the part while losing golf balls.
3rd hole (island green):
Me taking a mighty rip.
Let the record show that I lost 4 defective golf balls during the course of the round. However, Jarvis found 6, so we came out ahead.
Here, Dave takes a mighty rip.
Finally, we found that you get a lot less sunburned on the beach after the sun goes down.
We got the kids some glowsticks and Julie played with the camera. Here, Sarah gives us an S for, well, Sarah:
Scotty does a "P" for Pawleys:
Dave didn't figure it out at first and decided to just become a ghost:
I'll leave you with one final image, since I have nowhere else in the report to put this but can't leave it out. The house had no shades on the windows in the dining room, which proved to be a problem at dinner time since the sun was directly in our eyes. So, to combat that issue, I give you...
Redneck Window Shades. Feel free to use this one at home. And you're welcome.
That's great, but one small question:
Where the H E Double Hockey Sticks is her ARM?
Speed
Caddyshack
Speed.
great update Mark! Nice shots on the golf course.....the pictures...not your game.
Family Feud
Caddyshack
Caddyshack
... Wazowski
Monsters Inc.
Either that's a lie, or you're not as smart as we give you credit for. And I'll even admit, we don't give you much credit.
Those are usually the most entertaining.
Jungle Cruise (not a movie or TV show, but still a quote)
Did they check the golf bags???
It's funny because it's true!
Unless Micael Vick's prediction is right and they're going to become a dynasty now.
Lie... you even admitted it!
Indeed. Looks like a great time!
That engineering degree is finally coming in handy, isn't it?
Star Wars
(IV... the Real one)
These two pictures kind of go together, nice bookending!
Speed, and Caddyshack was in there again too.
Great update! The golf course looks really pretty.
So I guess it really wasn't just that chapter where you explained all that happened lol Anyways, looks like you had a lot of fun playing golf. A shame you guys couldn't have all gotten hole-in-ones though. LOL @ the backside of water, pretty much like the front right? Haha
And the full-on golf course you went to is very nice like you said, I guess you can use that as a distraction for losing all those balls to the water lol Great night pictures with the glow sticks, wish my camera was that nifty haha
But I did catch a movie reference in there:
"David! Don't go into the light!"
Poltergeist, right? Probably wrong, but it was a guess.
Poltergeist
Dang I got beat to that one.
Tin Cup
Caddyshack
I can't believe I missed that the first time through.
More! More! More! Please!! How can I not love a trippie that includes our family vacation from last year (except it was North Myrtle), our trip this year (to WDW, but kids have known for months) written by a fellow Phillies fan? I'm a glutton for punishment!! Pile it on