declansdad
DIS Dad #639 New Brunswick, Canada
- Joined
- Apr 14, 2004
pkondz
Mom, I said I don't like him anymore! Why did you call him over here?
Mom, He told me that I cannot talk to him yet because my fast pass window is not open for another 10 minutes.
Girl on left: "Yes! Yes I'll marry you!"
Girl on right: "But he just asked me! I don't want to be a sister wife!"
Tell me I'm pretty
Visited by Prince Charming. What a terrible time to have a sour ball in my mouth!
Oh, she won’t be interrupting us; it seems that somehow her lips got super-glued together in her sleep.
So now, tell me again about my eyes were like limpid pools of the purest sapphire…
"Is he looking at me?"
"No."
"Is he looking at me now?"
"No!"
"How about Now?"
"Yes."
'Really?!?"
"NO!!!"
That moment when you realize you left THAT glass slipper at home.