I like to put my worst foot forward.
That way people will never be disappointed
"Yeah. He's actually just as bad as I thought."
I guess there's really nowhere to go but up after that.
Should've had the snake explode.
In a helicopter.
Snakes On A Chopper.
(Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger)
And Samuel L. Jackson.
"Get to da choppa!"
"Are you @#$% nuts? There's @#$% snakes in there!"
Ask me how many times
I've eaten at Taco Bell.
Hey Pkondz, how many times have you eaten at Taco Bell?
Julie can't push a wheelbarrow?
They wouldn't let us take the wheelbarrow on the airplane. That just kills the endeavor right there.
Oh, no.
I definitely enjoyed it.
Definitely.
I imagine it would be hard not to.
Nah. We're older.
She's just given up on me.
Smart girl.
It's all about me!
Let the rugrats fend for themselves.
That'll learn 'em! It's a cruel world out there.
I'll never know for sure...
But... I do know that if I kept playing
sooner or later....
The house always wins.
Which is why you were right to quit while you were ahead.
Like you wouldn't come here
if you could.
You almost did!
(although the area you
were going to, is much
more picturesque.)
I would have made it there if I hadn't planned on driving so much further to the south in my loop, and if I hadn't made plans to meet up with others late in the trip. Or if I'd had the budget to extend the trip another couple of days.
I definitely want to do some Canadian excursions with the family. We'll figure it out.
Dang! Secret's out!
It is eerily familiar, isn't it.
So..flat...
To be honest, it looks a lot like Delaware.
In North Dakota...
You know those signs:
"You are here"?
They have
"You are nowhere."
And here is the middle.
Our state motto is "So close to where you'd rather be."
Nobody wants a soupy milkshake!
Actually!
It was discovered they think because a cow
stepped on its head, pushing the other end
up out of the ground.
I kid you not.
That's great!
I think it might be too late.
But I'll eat it for him.
You, sir, are a noble gentleman.