Let's see last night ---
*need to rename Virgin Islands, Depression Islands
*Jasmine is going home to interesting potential suitors - loved Nick's response to the constant attempts at his precious neck.
*What the hell happened in that volleyball game? Seriously. What the hell was that? Did they spike the girls' shots with downers?
*I'm sorry part of me gets why he likes Corinne. At least she's full of life all the time, when she's not sleeping.
And next week Nick is going to see how full of life she really is! We'll get to see her platinum parts. Oh Lord.
*Jasmine looks like Kevin Durant - well sister. Rachel looks like Robin Givens. Raven looks like someone! Who is it? Can't figure it out. That's all I do now. So bored. Hear little coming out of their mouths - just play who do they resemble.
*See why he sent Danielle home - if you compare that with his date with Raven, so flat.
*Nick, please process your emotions in your own hotel room. The girls don't need to hear "I'm scared this is not going to work out" after their volleyball game in Depression Islands.
*And Jasmine has been to this island paradise before and certainly didn't need to go back to clear waters and lovely beaches just for Nick. What?!?!?! Free beach vacation. Take it!
Oh she will in the future. Me tinks Jasmine is heading on down to a certain other Bachelor summer beach show really soon.
*Who the hell is Whitney? Got to meet her last night. She is special and she makes Nick calm. Wait, weather has suddenly changed - Danielle loves him, calming presence go home. Wait, take loving with you. Loving and calming must go.
*The girls scattering across Depression Island's beaches into solitary sand sits almost did me in!