In an "emergency" like this I will remind everyone to RUN over to France with their refillable mugs and get some Grey Goose slushies (GGS) to take back to the pool. The more refillable mugs you take, the more GGS you can get. Remember all those refillable mugs from all those past trips you took? Well toss 'em in the suitcase and bring them for your GGS run. If you have enough of them you may very well resemble one of those bar maids from Epcot's Germany.
Of course the down side to this is that as soon as you hit the pool the other people there will start waving large bills at you in an effort to expedite pool side service. If you supplement your income by selling one extra GGS per day you will more than cover the expense of that upgrade to a Garden View Room.
Think of this rehab situation not as a loss but as an economic opportunity!
~NM
PS. Florida has "No Open containers of alcohol" laws so they will not let you out of the parks carrying an 'obvious' alcoholic beverage, hence the need to pour the beverage in a container that would not reveal it's true contents.