Wedding Jokes

[ohanafamily]

OK, We've all heard them... I got a cute e-mail and wanted to share. I wonder if any of you all have any good Wedding Jokes???

Bride and Broom

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know
each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course,
the bride broom;the other'the groom broom. The bride broom looked very
beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and
said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!"

"IMPOSSIBLE!" said the groom broom.

(Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt)

"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"

(Sounds like she's been "sweeping" around!)

 

[twojo21]

my husbands family is polish & i was told this joke by one of his uncles.

what does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long & hard?

a last name! (get your minds out of the gutter )