Y'know all these shaggy stories and puns are fun, but they can lead to bitter dissappointment. I heard that *********** rounded up the best ten puns she could find and went all the way to New York to enter a big Best Pun contest. Clearly believing that her chances were very good with 10 puns entered, she waited to see which one would would win.
But, no pun in ten did.

But, no pun in ten did.
