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Bunny Math (joke)

oddball27

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Joined
May 11, 2001
The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked
Little Johnnie, "Johnnie if I gave you two
rabbits and then two more rabbits and then
two more rabbits, how many would you have?"

Johnnie replied, "Seven rabbits, Miss Figpot."

The teacher asked again, "Listen Johnnie, If
I gave you two rabbits, plus two more rabbits,
plus two more rabbits, how many rabbits
would you have altogether?"

Johnnie smiled, "That's easy, Teacher,
I would have seven."

"Ok Johnnie," Miss Figpot said. "Let's try it a
different way. If I gave you two cans of Pepsi,
plus two more cans of Pepsi, plus two more cans
of Pepsi. How many cans of Pepsi would you have?"

"Six cans." Johnnie answered.

"OK," said the teacher. "Now think of that with
this question. If I gave you two rabbits, then
two more rabbits, then two more rabbits how
many would you have?"

"Seven, Teacher." Johnnie replied.

Exasperated, Miss Figpot asked, "Why seven?"

Johnnie replied, "Because I already have one
rabbit at home!"
 

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