So, my inbox just dinged alerting me to an opening for Ohana on May 28th at 7:45, I happened to be staring at my email when it came in, and I GOT IT!!!!
It's not ideal, we're checking out the next morning and I really hate feeling rushed on Ohana night. I do not want to have to waddle back to the room stuffed so full I'm in danger of popping open and then have to spend two hours packing. But I'll take it because it's far better than nothing. Maybe a better available time will pop up before then, and I can release the rez on the 28th into the wilds for some other desperate person.
(also, if anyone here also got the alert for that reservation and didn't hit it in time, I'm so sorry)