Chickens' Jackin' My Style...7/9 Generic Cereal

Wait. What’s that coming up behind me and Mr. The King?
A dude?
A dude that’s now hugging the private marital hug?
That’s right. I weird drunk dude joined into our hug.
Yikes! That’s just creepy.

This guy had on a wild striped shirt and I watched him stagger away from the pool bar earlier in the night. So I knew he was drunk off his butt.
Oh boy!

One of the best things a person can do, if they are trying to get clocked in the mouth, is to surprise Mr. The King. He hates it. He will never dissolve into laughter after you pop out of the closet as a joke. He gets angry and has to cool off. It tends to be an extreme reaction, but I am not a fan of shocking people, so we are a good match. I still hate Jack in the boxes.
Mr. The King turns and finally realizes we’re not alone in our little moment and he gets freaked out.
I’m thinking, “Oh no you didn’t.” Because this sloppy drunk is about to get a whole lot more than he bargained for.
This could get interesting.

I spot a red phone on the wall of the hotel and head for it. Mr. The King asks me who I am calling.
I say “the police”. We watch as the drunk stumbles over to sit in a parked golf cart.
I hang up without alerting the authorities to the hugger. Mr. The King and the grandpas and I watch as the guy’s friend finds him and escorts him away from us.
I was grateful he was leaving, saving us the craziness of having to call security. We couldn’t have left the dude there, acting all touchy feely.
Whew…crisis averted! I was sure the drunk was going to wind up on the ground!

Next up is our first day in the parks. We dun the Epic Shirts of Wonder. They are truly a wonder.
popcorn::

GB! Did you have a wonderful Thanksgiving? I ate myself into a turkey coma. :hug:
I did ! How about yourself?
 
I was thinking about your last TR today and thought I would search to see if you were still on the boards. So glad that I did, now I have some enjoyable reading to do.
 
Yay she's back! I hope there are some Jiggler stories to come :lmao:

And 35 is sucky healthwise. I have cruised along just fine till this year and bam - 35 hit me like a ton of bricks. I have all sorts of annoying "issues" now :confused3
 
Usually, I'm just a lurker, but I looooovvvee your trip reports.
When you describe your son, I think of my son he is an awesome
kid. Keep up the great work:woohoo:
 


I missed you soooo much! :hug: You know it's fudge making season around here. We've already eaten a batch of peanut butter, one of choc. with pecans and one with no nuts. Jiggler training.

Ick on the drunk hug!
 
The best rest stop on the whole trip is the Florida welcome center. They put it right in the beginning of the state where it belongs, not in the middle where it makes no sense at all. (I’m looking at you Georgia.)

You make the important decision between grapefruit or orange juice and you swipe some Disney brochures. You ignore the tacky Universal pamphlets that always have that creepy Mummy guy.


ITA, the US and IOA brochures are tacky, but I kinda feel sorry for them sittin there getting passed over while thier Disney buddies are gettin snatched up like Mickey Bars during free dining.

You have me hooked add another loyal reader, we are heading to the cabin for Christmas and I do think this report will keep me entertained while we are snowed in. Can't wait to read more.
 



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