Chickens' Jackin' My Style...7/9 Generic Cereal

[belledreamer]

YAY!! A new TR from Mrs.The King! (You'l always be that to me... )

I absolutely love your Trip Reports! It's one of the few things that will make me laugh so hard that my parents will actually come in the room to see what's so funny...

Keeping fingers crossed that The Jiggler gets it's fudge this time!

 

[GreatBiscuit]

So I'm sitting in my office chair and the Cuban sandwich I had at lunch was starting to talk back. I'm the only one on the last three rows during my final two hours so I figured I could use the power of the padding to conceal a controlled burn as it were. Then I hiccupped, causing my leftmost moon maker to disengage with the chair padding, resulting in an alarmingly shrill trumpet. That's when it hit me. I haven't checked MTK / CT's trip report in a while now. I see you mentioned you’d be back this way in November.

 

[All7OfUs]

Here, here! My keyboard hasn't had a good splatter job in far too long!

 

[whogirl'smom]

So I'm sitting in my office chair and the Cuban sandwich I had at lunch was starting to talk back. I'm the only one on the last three rows during my final two hours so I figured I could use the power of the padding to conceal a controlled burn as it were. Then I hiccupped, causing my leftmost moon maker to disengage with the chair padding, resulting in an alarmingly shrill trumpet. That's when it hit me. I haven't checked MTK / CT's trip report in a while now. I see you mentioned you’d be back this way in November.

Very eloquently put!

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

YAY!!! So glad I found this!

 

[ThreeTinks]

November is almost over.....

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Alright Missy, you've gone past the deadline. We need potty jokes and we need them now! (Although I gotta say Jordan's been an excellent job with the flatulence related humor on his PTR of late.)

 

[Cinderella's twin]

Crap. November is over and now I am late. I think that is a theme for me. Being late. As I type this my period is two weeks late. Weird. Maybe it’s a full moon. Either way. Today I had my annual doctor’s appointment. Which is fantastic in case you are wondering. I love the napkin they fashion into a “gown” for you. Seriously, I never walked down the paper aisle in Wal-Mart, pointed to a roll of Bounty and thought “Geez whiz, I would love to try that on."
So I am dressed, or pretending to be. The paper is so delicate. It is the same consistency as a spring roll, which would not be alarming if I wasn’t naked as the day is long under that crazy contraption. I’m wondering if I have one good sneeze if I will just be standing there naked.
Florescent lights were made to mock really pale people. It makes the odd, out of place stress pimple on your thigh really obvious. Poor doctors, having to look at all of that nonsense.


So back to Disney. Mr. the King and I were enjoying a small slice of alone time. He was taking a picture on the pretend Broadway Street and I wrapped my arms around his neck and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Awww. What a sweet moment. After 1,398 years of marriage, he still doesn’t swat me away. Awwwww.
Wait. What’s that coming up behind me and Mr. The King?
A dude?
A dude that’s now hugging the private marital hug?
That’s right. I weird drunk dude joined into our hug.
I pushed him away, and said “Go do something else. You are being weird right now.” I kept up a threatening pointer finger.
Now just to press the rewind button, I recognized this guy, and no he wasn’t one of the Grandpa’s we brought with us.
This guy had on a wild striped shirt and I watched him stagger away from the pool bar earlier in the night. So I knew he was drunk off his butt.
One of the best things a person can do, if they are trying to get clocked in the mouth, is to surprise Mr. The King. He hates it. He will never dissolve into laughter after you pop out of the closet as a joke. He gets angry and has to cool off. It tends to be an extreme reaction, but I am not a fan of shocking people, so we are a good match. I still hate Jack in the boxes.
Mr. The King turns and finally realizes we’re not alone in our little moment and he gets freaked out.
I’m thinking, “Oh no you didn’t.” Because this sloppy drunk is about to get a whole lot more than he bargained for.
The drunk starts defending himself. His words are a mushy blob of crazy in his mouth.
I keep telling him to back away. He starts trying to argue with me. At this point I am keeping myself between the drunk and Mr. the King.
I see my dad and my father in law coming along the fake Broadway road. I wave them over.
Now, you might think that waving over two grandpas is not great back up. These two particular gentlemen might be in their sixties, but I would not mess with either of them.
My dad is old school Bronx and my Father in Law can restrain you on the ground quicker then you can blink. I was afraid I would need them both to keep Mr. The King away from drunken man.
I spot a red phone on the wall of the hotel and head for it. Mr. The King asks me who I am calling.
I say “the police”. We watch as the drunk stumbles over to sit in a parked golf cart.
I hang up without alerting the authorities to the hugger. Mr. The King and the grandpas and I watch as the guy’s friend finds him and escorts him away from us.
I was grateful he was leaving, saving us the craziness of having to call security. We couldn’t have left the dude there, acting all touchy feely.
So that was night one. It was freaky after the fact, I think the dude thought he was funny. It gave me the chills that he could have been armed. Which seems far-fetched but he was all up in our personal space.
I think I know what the characters feel like now. Do not like.
Next up is our first day in the parks. We dun the Epic Shirts of Wonder. They are truly a wonder.

 

[Millie12591]

Alright Missy, you've gone past the deadline. We need potty jokes and we need them now! (Although I gotta say Jordan's been an excellent job with the flatulence related humor on his PTR of late.)

He and everyone else.
It's December chica-poo. You doing OK? Hope everyone is alright and we hear from you soon, we need a good laugh right about now.

.......Suuuuure, you would post while I'm posting.
Wow! How weird is that, that a man would just pop in on y'all like that. Very strange. Did you ever fill us in on why you changed your name? Glad your annual went well. Oh, and thank you for your update.

 

[Cinderella's twin]

He and everyone else.
It's December chica-poo. You doing OK? Hope everyone is alright and we hear from you soon, we need a good laugh right about now.

Thank you for caring where my crazy behind was

 

[Cinderella's twin]

Alright Missy, you've gone past the deadline. We need potty jokes and we need them now! (Although I gotta say Jordan's been an excellent job with the flatulence related humor on his PTR of late.)

GB! Did you have a wonderful Thanksgiving? I ate myself into a turkey coma.

 

[All7OfUs]

OK, that's just weird. Drunk or not, hugging someone is weird, but hugging 2 someones who are already hugging is just plain fricken' weird.

I'd have red-phoned him.

So glad you didn't sneeze- or did you?!!

Also hoping 2 weeks late, doesn't mean 2 weeks pregnant- well, unless you need another PC.

 

[Cinderella's twin]

OK, that's just weird. Drunk or not, hugging someone is weird, but hugging 2 someones who are already hugging is just plain fricken' weird.

I'd have red-phoned him.

So glad you didn't sneeze- or did you?!!

Also hoping 2 weeks late, doesn't mean 2 weeks pregnant- well, unless you need another PC.

I should clarify, Don't think there is another King on the way. Just 35 being 35ish.

It was weird. It would have made more sense if I had been drunk as well.

 

[mrsksomeday]

I would have freaked out if some drunk guy started hugging Bill and me when we were hugging. EWWW, that is awful. You handled it much better than I would have.

So great to see you posting . ( I just hugged you without asking)

 

[Backstage_Gal]

you're back, you're back!!!!

I thought we lost you forever again!!!!!!!

 

[Cinderella's twin]

I would have freaked out if some drunk guy started hugging Bill and me when we were hugging. EWWW, that is awful. You handled it much better than I would have.

So great to see you posting . ( I just hugged you without asking)

You I would hug back

Glad to be posting!

 

[Cinderella's twin]

you're back, you're back!!!!

I thought we lost you forever again!!!!!!!

BG! Sometimes, when driving in a new place, I think I am lost forever. I need a GPS set for the disboards.

 

[praisehisname]

Yikes about the hugger. How creepy!

You be sure and keep us posted about that lateness issue...

 

[PittypatBR]

Just happy to see you again, lady!! Keep it up!

 

[Jiminy'sGirl]

Oh my word, please pretty please write more of this TR right now. Or, just write more of your random blatherings about poop and gyno visits. Tears are streaming out of my jellybags and after three kids, a bit of tee tee might have streamed out of my girlie parts. You are too funny. A few comments/questions..

1. I thought I was the only Momma who brought her own bar along to WDW

2. The Walmarts $3 wine really is good. My hubs pokes fun at me and calls it Boones Farm, but it is actually good stuff and just like any other chard. Not Boone-sy at all. NOt even Arbor Mist-like, heaven forbid.

3. What is this cast member stuff?? Your parents work at WDW?? But they live 1.5 hours away?? I'm confused. It must be the Walmarts wine.

4. I started another of your TRs once and lordy.... It was like I did 607 crunches I laughed so hard. I los track of it, but I'm going to go back and fnish it now.

5. Next time I write a TR I"ll try to copy your swagger