WheatThins
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Nov 20, 2006
You are a chicken. That's why.
Wheat Thins
Wheat Thins
I walked through The Land and out the door into the blasting heat and down the ramp(ish) to where the rest of the happyhaunts were waiting for me.
Based solely upon what information we can glean from reading this monstrosity you sadistically refer to as a trip report, I'd hazard a guess your kids would be better served by the hamster.it would be like sending our hamster to meet the kids after school and walk home with them.
Based solely upon what information we can glean from reading this monstrosity you sadistically refer to as a trip report, I'd hazard a guess your kids would be better served by the hamster.
Have you ever thought of breaking the pills in half?
"Yessssssssss." Again. "The stroller! Melly! WE LEFT THE STROLLER BESIDE THE LAND!!!"
But I was a little worried. Between lunch, my bathroom festivities and the past adventure through Future World... it'd been parked there a LONG TIME.
Mel said:I always carry our passes and money on ME. Just Me. MEL. Only. Is allowed to carry them. Because I'm slightly OCD about it. I hand them over to go through the gates of the parks. And once through the rest of the happyhaunts must return their passes immediately back to me. Mellyman too. In fact, Mellyman is only allowed to carry $10.00. At Disney.
Certainly... the poor foreign-language speaking man who I was about to torment and berate on our Mars Team... would be facing more fears. And, most likely, some intense therapy.
However... like all my men likes to say. After a few drinks. While desperately trying to get through one of my new chapters, "Well, Mel, it's about 90% bang on. Sadly". And then he gets really really drunk, passes out in a trashed hotel room, leaving me to carry him to bed and roll him on his side so that he doesn't pull a Jimi Hendrix, John Bonham or Keith Moon.
I danced through The Land. Feeling GREAT! And fancy free. And footloose.
I got my groove on like Kevin Bacon in a barn mysteriously set up like a gymnasium... for some reason... and sang "I'm too sexy for The Land... too sexy for my van... I'm too sexy for my cat... too sexy for my hat..."
We rounded the kidlets up and headed through Future World. We wanted to pick up Fastpasses for Maelstrom... PSYCHE!!!!!... heh heh.
But I was a little worried. Between lunch, my bathroom festivities and the past adventure through Future World... it'd been parked there a LONG TIME.
Although I wasn't worried about losing money or passes... we had, like, a couple of umbrellas and all of our other crap in there including our water, sunscreen and The Penske File.
Certainly... the poor foreign-language speaking man who I was about to torment and berate on our Mars Team... would be facing more fears. And, most likely, some intense therapy.
Upon return to his homeland.
You know what else bugged me? Why lock up all the good stuff in that one freezer thingie? Why not burn it? And why was it ok to dance as soon as you crossed the railroad tracks? And who in their right mind would drive 30 minutes to give his daughter money for a soda? Didn't they have an evening service in his church? It was starting to get dark. They should've been in church.I got my groove on like Kevin Bacon in a barn mysteriously set up like a gymnasium... for some reason...
I giggled out loud at this."Oh. Is that all? Listen and learn, son! We'll just send Calvin back to get it and he can meet us at Mission Space."
Kinda like this tripe report? Heh. Just kidding. Your beauty is hideous, not terrible.And also to hide it's terrible beauty.
I'm not sure that I do know what you mean. I dream about WDW and enjoy it - it's a cheap way to visit the mouse. Except for the "nightmares" where I'm on property for 5 days and then realize on the morning of the 5th that I forgot to go to any of the parks. Anyway. My point is, I don't know if our dreams are the same. Cuz I think you like Mission Sinise in a different way than I do. KWIM?And, sometimes, I even dream about it. KWIM?
174/7 = ...It's SEVEN. Day sept.
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SEVEN!!!!!!!
Oh. Baby.
The sixth successor of 1.
So... do da mathe.
I dare you.
Or else I'll leave you in a parking lot.
Way past the Hummers. Which don't want to be scatched by the unwashed masses. Cars. Or smelly old minivans.
And... ducks will pick your sorry bones clean.
Or poop all around you.
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I'm waitin'.
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Cheers, your friend, Mel.