You might be a DIS-er if........

[MHSweb79]

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and a nod to Nebo/ Smidgy, I'd like to present my own list of "You Might Be A DIS-er" in hopes of providing some cheer this holiday season. Looking forward to seeing yours!

If it takes you more than 15 minutes to locate a T-shirt that doesn’t have a Disney character on it, you might be a DIS-er.

If you know why Alien Green is such a popular paint color at Home Depot, you might be a DIS-er.

If you take pictures of everyone’s meals instead of saying grace before anyone can eat, you might be a DIS-er.

If your bucket list includes “Try to convince the turnstyle that today is NOT Friday” you might be a DIS-er.

If you have begged your DH to wear a cowboy hat and change his name to Rig, you might be a DIS-er.

If the phrase “going commando” refers to your touring style and NOT your underwear, you might be a DIS-er.

If you’ve ever woken your family at 6 a.m. on vacation to remind them, “We’re all wearing our tie-dye Mickey Head shirts today!” you might be a DIS-er. (Bonus points if your family asks, “Which one?”)

If someone at work tells you they’re going to Disney World, and you produce twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, you might be a DIS-er. (Or an Arlo Guthrie fan.)

On a similar topic, if you’ve lain awake at night wondering if “Robo” is pronounced like “hobo” or “hobbo,” you might be a DIS-er.

If the following question makes perfect sense to you: “Can I hit MK right at EMH and ride BTMRR before my 8:30 ADR at CRT or should I get a FP?” you might be a DIS-er. (Bonus points if you recommend the FP.)

[Goofy_Disney_Dad]

Wow, I haven't even been here that long (lurked for quite a while though) and I had to answer yes to more of these than I feel comfortable with.

[thewesterberg]

When driving behind a car that has a license plate of AKL567 or 432POP or VWL928 and you read them as "Animal Kingdom Lodge 567", "432 Pop Century", or "Villas at Wildreness Lodge 928" , you might be a DIS-er.

[LILOLO]

Oh this is the best thread! Great ones so far! How bout when having a "real life" conversation, if you wish you could insert a dancing banana or a shrugging smiley in there, you might be a DIS-er.

[Nissi]

OMGoodness....Cracking up! Soooo true!

How about I can make a Hidden Mickey out of just about anything if I try hard enough.

[Thumper_Man]

Great Thread. Already have me laughing.

If you're sitting in the bathroom reading the Disboards on your smartphone, you might be a DIS-er.

[Disney Fool]

If the first thing you do on getting out of bed in the morning is turn on your computer's Internet--instead of checking on your children,...well..

[Nadjalu]

I so agree......but I think we should add a few:

Mine would be..........

If you check the Disboards before your fully awake to see if there is any important news that happened over night you might be a Dis'er.

[Thumper_Man]

If you know what a Dole Whip Float is, and where to get one; you might be a DIS-er.

[SplashMo]

If while in the parks you think in acronyms and have to translate back to english to converse with people...

[Thumper_Man]

Originally Posted by SplashMo

If while in the parks you think in acronyms and have to translate back to english to converse with people...

DW and I were so doing this our last trip. Everyone looked at us like, huh?

If you know what rides you need to get FP's for right away.

[cuchu2005]

Originally Posted by Thumper_Man

Great Thread. Already have me laughing.

If you're sitting in the bathroom reading the Disboards on your smartphone, you might be a DIS-er.

Soooo true!

Also, if you log on wishing to find answers to non Disney related matters, you might be a DIS-er

Mx

[bytheblood]

Originally Posted by MHSweb79

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy and a nod to Nebo/ Smidgy, I'd like to present my own list of "You Might Be A DIS-er" in hopes of providing some cheer this holiday season. Looking forward to seeing yours!

If it takes you more than 15 minutes to locate a T-shirt that doesn’t have a Disney character on it, you might be a DIS-er. No, because if it does not have a character, I don't want it.

If you know why Alien Green is such a popular paint color at Home Depot, you might be a DIS-er.

If you take pictures of everyone’s meals instead of saying grace before anyone can eat, you might be a DIS-er. Always give thanks first.

If your bucket list includes “Try to convince the turnstyle that today is NOT Friday” you might be a DIS-er. Don't know what this means.

If you have begged your DH to wear a cowboy hat and change his name to Rig, you might be a DIS-er. Guess I don't get this either.

If the phrase “going commando” refers to your touring style and NOT your underwear, you might be a DIS-er. and

If you’ve ever woken your family at 6 a.m. on vacation to remind them, “We’re all wearing our tie-dye Mickey Head shirts today!” you might be a DIS-er. (Bonus points if your family asks, “Which one?”)

If someone at work tells you they’re going to Disney World, and you produce twenty seven eight-by-ten color glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, you might be a DIS-er. (Or an Arlo Guthrie fan.) Can't say I do....but I usually have a planning DVD somewhere close by - does that count?

On a similar topic, if you’ve lain awake at night wondering if “Robo” is pronounced like “hobo” or “hobbo,” you might be a DIS-er. Can't say this matters to me.

If the following question makes perfect sense to you: “Can I hit MK right at EMH and ride BTMRR before my 8:30 ADR at CRT or should I get a FP?” you might be a DIS-er. (Bonus points if you recommend the FP.)

14,000 posts later, it has been brought to my attention that I may not be a Dis'r.

[Victoriasmom98]

Love, love, love this!!!! Keep 'em coming!!!!

[Thumper_Man's Wife]

Love this thread! Definitely gave me some good laughs already.

If you have ever told any member of your family to make an "ADR" before going to a restaurant in your home town, and they know what you are talking about, you might be a Dis-er.

If you lie awake at night wondering what safety precautions you can use in order to not "pull a Nebo" the next time you are at Disney, you might be a Dis-er.