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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Now- North Carolina, in July or possibly earlier- a delivery room. I'll take Disney World please.
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: GA just a bit too far from the Mouse
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I am subscribing...I
these stories Thanks for sharing
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Just one of those Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah-Days
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lake Buena Vista, Florida
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Before you guys read, I'm 16 (will be 17 next month) so this will be kind of funny.
In Febuary 2001 (on my second trip to the World, I was 10), I had my heart set on going on The ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter. But my aunt went on it a few years earlier, and was terrifyed, and she's the only person i could go on with. My little sister was 5 (she would of loved it when she was 8),a nd my mom was in a wheel chair because she broke her ankle the month before. Well, my friends in school and everyone kept going on about it, so I was very nervous. I remember standing in the line and shaking all around. I mean, I was really shaking, and people kept asking me if I was okay. I calmed down in the 1st pre-show, and by the 2nd I was okay (poor Skippey), and I was intimidated by SIR. I was so nervous, I think I may of been pale. Well, as we are heading into the X-s Teleportation Chamber, CM's come and tell us the ride was broken, and we had to leave! I was so embaressed because I had worked my self up to this and I must of looked like a damn fool. I do regret not going on it earlier, because I never got to experience the full Encounter. In January 2006, I stayed with my Uncle (Cheshire Figment), at his house and we went on over to HISTA (god I HATE that pre-show), but we got in our seats, and we were all good. I thought it was really cool by the time it started, but then the mice! Oh god those mice! I screamed really loud, that the people around be actually stared at me like I was crazy. My uncle laughed at me, and I will never live it down. -Dainan "I'll post more later" Rafferty
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Michigan
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These are funny. Please keep them coming.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Ireland
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On our first trip in 2005, we were in Hollywood & Vine and I was 'helping' my DS to get ice-cream from the machine. It was pouring into his dessert bowl and then it wouldn't stop and I started panicking. The ice cream kept coming, I thought it would stop after 'x' amount of time (like it was programmed or something
). I started totally panicking and was bright red in the face and I kept reaching for new bowls and cups (basically whatever I could get my hands on) to hold all the flowing ice cream. The woman next to me started laughing hysterically and I swear she nearly wet her pants. She put the lever in the correct 'off' position and said 'there now hon are you ok?". God I felt like a total moron (that's because I was! ) and she was soooo nice, she said "hey, don't worry, those ice cream machines probably work differently where you're from" and I had to be honest and say "no, actually they're identical, I have no idea why I thought it would stop by itself". My DS was MORTIFIED because, of course, lots of little 4 and 5 year olds in the queue were more than capable of operating the ice cream machine successfully all by themselves and his mother made a total mess of it. I do not know what I was thinking. On our last trip, it was late in the day in Animal Kingdom and we decided to have another (our third) go on Kali River Rapids. I got soaked. Absolutely drenched head to toe. But that same day we had checked out of BW and were checking into ASMovies for the weekend. So we got on the bus and went into the lobby of ASMovies and I had no choice but to wait in the check in line with water pouring off me. My pants was clung to my backside. It's funny how you're in a theme park, getting into the spirit of it - fun and games - and then suddenly you're standing in a hotel lobby, waiting to check in, looking like a total nut with squelchy shoes and a wet bum. Two from DH.... in '05 he took our two boys to Typhoon Lagoon and totally 100% lost his swimming shorts in the wave pool. The boys were mortified and temporarily disowned him. A CM came to his rescue with some towels. It's hard to embarrass DH but that just about did it. Funny thing is I read a post on these boards a few months later from a woman saying that she was in Typhoon Lagoon one day and there was a pervert there flashing his worldly goods ( ) and I did wonder if it was DH and she had misinterpreted his, er, situation. Oh one more..... last October, after a long, rainy day in Magic Kingdom we decided to go to the Small World attraction. We were on our way in there when DH slipped and fell straight splat out on his face and hands. The most innocent attraction in Disney World but DH comes away traumatised and hurt.
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At least I am bragging about using soap!
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Location: Pennsylvania
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We were on Pooh and were just coming around to where you get off, the family before us was taking their good old time gathering their belongings and taking their small children by the hand, when my DD then 3 yells.."Hurry up people I gotta go a stink!"
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Things sometimes get better the second time around
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Charleston, SC
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When we went to Disney in 2001, my DD was 6 months old. We were standing at the bus stop and I was holding her. We were there maybe 20 minutes or so and I happened to look down and she had pulled my shirt over and my wholw left breast was exposed (thank God covered by a bra, but exposed none the less). I could have died!!!!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern Cali
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My mom is STILL threatining to take me to the emergency room If I don't stop laughing. Which only makes me laugh harder
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Akron, Ohio
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My sides hurt so bad from laughing so hard.
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Close enough to enjoy what Mass has to offer
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Tell DS you're a naturally funny family.Although, you DH is not the only one to kiss the pavement. It was almost 1 a.m. at POFQ parking lot and DH was still fidding with his computer in the car. I got impatient and decided to go to the room by myself. I was walking in the parking lot and in my stupor stumbled over a concrete bump-out that's in the front of each spot. Stumbling I was falling forward and tried to break my fall. I smacked the pavement with my forehead. Lying there spread face down, I was more embarrassed than concerned over any injury. I limped back to my room. I had a big bump on my forehead, scraped hands and knees. The next day I had a black and blue lump fortunately I wear bangs.
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