The UnDisney family's unintended grand(ish) slam trek to Alaska - July 27-Aug 3, 2015

Subbing....love your trip reports! We are also an unDisney family who have been to WDW twice but never cruised Disney. I would like to try it, but DH says he feels like he would be "cheating on Holland America". Just watched Frozen a month or so ago with DS. He had seen it at school and declared it "okay", I thought it was good and can't help loving Olaf. DH and I did an Alaska cruise (on HA of course) about 10 years ago and really feel that DS needs to experience it some day. Maybe Disney?

Oh...and please make sure you DO NOT send your boy to school on the 1st...he will be waiting quite some time as school starts on the 8th this year! :teeth:
 
Subbing....love your trip reports! We are also an unDisney family who have been to WDW twice but never cruised Disney. I would like to try it, but DH says he feels like he would be "cheating on Holland America". Just watched Frozen a month or so ago with DS. He had seen it at school and declared it "okay", I thought it was good and can't help loving Olaf. DH and I did an Alaska cruise (on HA of course) about 10 years ago and really feel that DS needs to experience it some day. Maybe Disney?

Oh...and please make sure you DO NOT send your boy to school on the 1st...he will be waiting quite some time as school starts on the 8th this year! :teeth:

Same here! Really love your trip report and have been following closely!!
I have a girl, so I envy your ability/creativity to have handy toilet alternative with you when emergency arises.

Thanks we3travellers for reassuring that school starts on the 8th! I am sailing on August 24 and wondering which Ontario district is having school starts on the 1st. :flower:
 
Absolutely love your writing style....honest and humorous. Most importantly , you move along quickly while still including details that we all want and need. I will be thrilled if you indeed have this finished by the fist of September.....there are some TR's that are getting close to 2 yrs and still going. Although I enjoy them and appreciate the effort involved in the reporting, at my age ( insert huge grin ) I need a conclusion more quickly or risk not being around to see the completed report (again huge grin ). My hubby and I are in the 70+ (that's as much as I concede )age group ,have taken three DCL trips and absolutely loved them but have been interested in the Alaska cruise so your insight is going to be helpful in so many ways. Again, it's the honest reporting that intrigues us....things are not always perfect just because it's Disney. Looking forward to reading more and thanks for taking the time to share your experiences.
 
hahaha this is exactly the humor and honesty I have enjoyed in your other trip reports! I will happily be following along on your Alaska adventure!

Thanks so much. And yes, I'll be honest. Can't sleep at night. Life is also better when I can laugh at myself.

Subbing....love your trip reports! We are also an unDisney family who have been to WDW twice but never cruised Disney. I would like to try it, but DH says he feels like he would be "cheating on Holland America". Just watched Frozen a month or so ago with DS. He had seen it at school and declared it "okay", I thought it was good and can't help loving Olaf. DH and I did an Alaska cruise (on HA of course) about 10 years ago and really feel that DS needs to experience it some day. Maybe Disney?

Oh...and please make sure you DO NOT send your boy to school on the 1st...he will be waiting quite some time as school starts on the 8th this year! :teeth:

Thanks so much! I did Holland America while I was pregnant- and we liked it. We may well go back. The covered pool deck is appealing for Alaska, but Conor is so much in love with the clubs on Disney, we decided to stick with that. However, I think that the attention to detail and yummy food is very similar between the two- just can't comment on the activities on HA for the tween set.

And, September 1st is "la rentrée" in our Francophone school board. We always start (and finish) a week early. Not sure if that is province-wide, but it is in this neck of the woods... and we'll be ready! :)


Same here! Really love your trip report and have been following closely!!
I have a girl, so I envy your ability/creativity to have handy toilet alternative with you when emergency arises.

Thanks we3travellers for reassuring that school starts on the 8th! I am sailing on August 24 and wondering which Ontario district is having school starts on the 1st. :flower:

Yes, sometimes the male anatomy is helpful. Nature peeing is something we value! :) And as I mentioned above, our school board DOES start on Sept 1st, but if you're not in the Eastern Ontario Francophone public board, you're quite safe.

Enjoy your cruise - and thanks for reading.

Absolutely love your writing style....honest and humorous. Most importantly , you move along quickly while still including details that we all want and need. I will be thrilled if you indeed have this finished by the fist of September.....there are some TR's that are getting close to 2 yrs and still going. Although I enjoy them and appreciate the effort involved in the reporting, at my age ( insert huge grin ) I need a conclusion more quickly or risk not being around to see the completed report (again huge grin ). My hubby and I are in the 70+ (that's as much as I concede )age group ,have taken three DCL trips and absolutely loved them but have been interested in the Alaska cruise so your insight is going to be helpful in so many ways. Again, it's the honest reporting that intrigues us....things are not always perfect just because it's Disney. Looking forward to reading more and thanks for taking the time to share your experiences.

I did get away from one TR, and found it was hard to get back- so I decided on the blast approach this month. I'm having fun, so that's helping.

70+ is awesome- my work is in geriatrics - which means you're still probably too young for me ( :) ), but it does mean I always look at things from the safety/accessibility perspective for everyone. When Conor was little and in a stroller, it struck me how similar things were - which is why I notice things like how long it takes to walk (jog) from one end of an airport to another when all is well.

Having said that, you're probably a 70+ who runs marathons or something ... why I love my work!

And as for the honesty- yes. Expecting perfection is a sure-fired way to be disappointed. And if you can find humour in what is bugging you, it all gets better, I find! I am not looking to be stressed on vacation. :)

Thanks for reading. I promise to finish!

Really enjoyed your last 2. Thanks for doing this.

Thanks!
 
Joining in. :wave: Alaska is on my bucket list. I so enjoy seeing all the beautiful pictures until I can get there myself.
 
My wife and I were on the same cruise but catching up from all the work I missed enjoying the Wonder and Alaska makes a trip report sort of a bridge too far. As I am also sarcasm-endowed I'm enjoying your narrative, and will follow along and maybe pitch in the odd additional info from the perspective of a couple travelling without children this time.

And yeah ... my only travel damage from North Carolina to Vancouver was my glasses, so I get the pre-flight trip to get glasses. I was left with readers bought on the rush at some random drug store on the waterfront in Vancouver. Ugh ... still ... seeing beats the daylights out of not seeing.
 
Day 1 - Running the gauntlet, and then enjoying ourselves (mostly)

Ticketed character events - or an exercise (a lot of exercise) in patience

Having just organized ourselves after boarding, we headed over to the Port Adventures desk to procure tickets for Olaf, and were mildly horrified to see quite a line up. There was the usual back and forth line set up, all in the rather small Port Adventures corner, and when I joined, the line up was about to burst into the area in front of the elevators. Basically- there were about 20 people ahead of me in line.

We pondered whether to stay- Conor had been (reasonably) patient (for a 7-year-old) while waiting to board, but it is a bit much to expect a 7-year-old to stand in line further, and he was getting hungry. Since the line appeared to be moving, we decided I would stay, and the men-folk would get food.

Well, the line moving well was an illusion. It became obvious in the time I spent there (I tried not to pay attention to the time- I think it was about 20 minutes), that Port Adventures was staffed in an odd fashion (more on this in a minute), that they were having major issues with their not-so-magic ticket dispensing gizmos, and that things were not improving. All the while, the CMs were standing right next to us, blaring into the microphone ... "The Disney Wonder welcomes the ... XXXX family". Oh my.

I tried to figure out what was going on, (rather than just get annoyed, which I was doing but which seemed unproductive). Here's what I surmised:

A) One person behind the desk was at the shopping station. I am perpetually perplexed at the shopping fascination, as I am missing that gene. Regardless, I will note that we would not dock again until day 4, so it wasn't as though folks needed to be ready to shop until they dropped on day 2...
B) Two people behind the desk were doing just Port Adventures, and they were working together - so, not two places you could go do discuss your adventures, but one. And their machine-y thing wasn't working. This turned out to be the major bottleneck, especially when a t-shirted person apparently was there to arrange multiple PA thingies. She was polite and organized, but still had a lot to do.
C) Two people behind the desk were doing just character meets. Again, working together, with a machine that was acting up, but seemed to be working better than the PA folk.

Now, there were no signs to this effect, so I can't (really) blame my fellow line-upper passengers for being confused.

At one point, we all watched as a family member came up to the line to hand over their KTTW card to their booking-family-person, because that was needed (more of a delay). I rapidly texted DH, and, after conferring with Conor, he DH, dashed down from Deck 9 to Deck 3, to hand over their cards in case they were needed. Conor was brave (and we were apparently the neglectful parents mentioned in that blog???) and sat quietly in a corner at Beach Blanket until DH returned in 5 minutes.

It was then that I looked over to see that the line now migrated down the stairs from Deck 3, heading to deck 2, and there were CMs managing it. It was getting ugly, for sure.

All the while... "The Disney Wonder welcomes the ... XXXX family" - over, and over, and over, and over again. I do NOT know how the CMs do it. My hat is off to them .. and my hearing may never recover. :)

Happily, just then, as I was in despair about possibly never ever leaving the PA desk, I realized that everyone was standing around, appearing lost, because everyone ahead of me in line had PA issues, and did not want just characters.

I excused myself politely, made sure no one ahead of me just wanted characters, made my way to the desk, and proclaimed: "Olaf, please Go*". (I mean no offense.... honest!) :)

The CMs dissolved into laughter. I assured them I did NOT want any princess tickets. They warned me (UGH) that Olaf was at the Frozen meet, so we'd have to contend with Those Princesses (Elsa is particularly reviled). I did nab a Pixar meet ticket, in case, before the machine broke down again, and I was out of there in only 2 minutes at that point.

(And in the end, I did not need Conor's card ... so we had abandoned our child recklessly & needlessly).

Why, might you ask (reasonably) did I stay in line? Mostly because I wasn't sure how many opportunities there were to meet that wretched (it seemed to me) snowman, and Conor had his heart set on it.

The moral of this story....


I can now tell you - Step AWAY from the PA desk when you board. Walk calmly to an MDR or up to a buffet, and (once you cope with masses there) enjoy lunch. Then, do stuff you like until your Lifeboat drill. When the masses move up to Deck 9 (or 11 on the big ships), move serenely down to the PA desk, that I bet is 100% empty at that point. :)

And, there appeared to be Frozen meets multiple times during the cruise, so I'm guessing unless you wait a really long time to go, you'll be fine ... but you might want to check that on the main boards.


Back to our regularly scheduled vacation


I made a bee-line to the Beach Blanket Buffet and finally found Conor and DH, who were truly hidden in a corner. I nabbed some lunch (finally) and DH headed off to wherever they were doing the dining requests, to check on our table.

We had (if you care about these things), APTAPTA as our dining rotation, which was good in our books, because being at Animator's on the final night is a nice distraction for the boy - we've been at Animator's the last night on each of our cruises, through pure chance, or evil Mouse machinations- who knows? We were assigned table 53, but as we are on vacation to spend time as a family, and because I am really, really bad at making small talk with strangers over a meal, we like to sit alone.

Unbeknownst to me, DH was on a mission - to ensure that our 4-top table was NOT always sandwiched next to a serving station. On the Magic, apparently, he was losing his mind over this. Who knew? I find it kind of interesting. These mysteries keep our marriage intact.

He came back, and we had table 63, with assurances it was not next to serving stations. Was this true? We shall see....

We lingered a bit in Beach Blanket, not because of the ambiance (not a fan as it feels like a cafeteria to me), but out of sheer inertia. Since it was 1:15, we made a brave plan to nab some ice cream, coffee for me, and hopefully then the cabins would be ready.

They were! (Ha ... geniuses are we.)

And that is long enough for a post with no photos.

Next up - our cabin, and the Oceaneers Club/Lab. I think that's how far I'll get anyway.
 
Joining in. :wave: Alaska is on my bucket list. I so enjoy seeing all the beautiful pictures until I can get there myself.

Love your Disboards name. :)

This was definitely a bucket list trip for us - and even with the Canadian dollar tanking between when we booked and when we had to pay, it was absolutely worth every penny.

Thanks for reading along.

My wife and I were on the same cruise but catching up from all the work I missed enjoying the Wonder and Alaska makes a trip report sort of a bridge too far. As I am also sarcasm-endowed I'm enjoying your narrative, and will follow along and maybe pitch in the odd additional info from the perspective of a couple travelling without children this time.

And yeah ... my only travel damage from North Carolina to Vancouver was my glasses, so I get the pre-flight trip to get glasses. I was left with readers bought on the rush at some random drug store on the waterfront in Vancouver. Ugh ... still ... seeing beats the daylights out of not seeing.

Great! I had to work the weekend after we got back, which was good in that it allowed me to dig out from the backlog.

Would love to hear your perspective. I could not function without glasses ... as in I can't hear, think, walk or talk without them, we're pretty sure. I will now be packing my back-up pair in my carry-on (in a steel case, I'm thinking) based on your story - eek!

Thanks for reading!
 
Day 1 - Miscellaneous observations about the Wonder - or how we spent our time before the safety drill

Life on Deck 8

Conor and I had initially headed down to the cabin to see if it was open, leaving DH to guard my iced latté (there was a quiet, but very happy sigh at this point) and our bags - in case it wasn't ready. As it was, I once again deliberately set out to annoy other passengers and I left my child in the cabin long enough to jog up one deck, fetch DH and our bags, and head back down.

Hilariously, Conor was diligently watching the safety video that had been on when we entered the room, and proceed to ensure that we checked our supply of life jackets, and made sure that DH and I knew to be ready to bring our medications if we had to evacuate the ship (yes, we are old, we take meds). Captain Safety, at your service.

Once we got through that lecture (we diligently listen and work hard to be serious when he is being very serious - it's hard!)

On first glance, there were really no differences between 8018 on the Wonder and 8024 on the Magic, except for the lack (in 18) of the connecting door. We had the Queen bed, with the (I gather) new linens, the sofa, the bunk bed (in the ceiling) and a Murphy bed (in the wall). My all-time favourite curtain was there to divide the room in two (that is genius).

There are a few differences though. We discovered the chest thing (instead of the shelving) which is charming, but far less capacious than cupboards - not a big deal for us, but relevant for those who have 4 or 5 humans in the room, instead of our 3.

We checked out the "chiling box" or whatever it's called- we used it only for milk & juice and it seemed to work fine. (It's not a real refrigerator, I understand?)

Otherwise, it was the same closet, safe, table, light fixtures, veranda, split bathroom, bathtub, etc. as on the Magic. We were able to control ourselves and not get excited about the bath products. :) (Ducking!)

The location is a bit better though- very definitely under the Quiet Cove (or whatever it's called) and it was generally quiet. It's right near the forward elevators, but we never heard any noise from that area.

(Apologies - this is not very exciting - we were just plain content with our cabin!)

All of us having sufficiently explored, DH unpacked the stash of grown-up drinks, as we checked out the veranda- a much nicer view than in PC, I will admit.

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Club/Lab

Not surprisingly, Dude was itching to get to the kids' areas, so off we went. There was no line-up to get him Magic-banded, and we checked out the Club first.

A note about what DCL does well here- for my kiddo, he loves the fact that he is under no obligation or pressure to participated in organized activities. He occasionally will join in - but it's clear this is how he enjoys his vacation. At home, he's a camp-kid- LOVES day camp, and pines to attend when he can't (school is a reasonably pleasant interlude between summers of day camps), so he's fine with organized activities, but on vacation- he's chill-out boy. We love and appreciate his self-regulation, even when it drives us nuts, so the set up of the Club/Lab is perfect for us.

He LOVED it at the club- that pirate ship structure is by far the best thing (in his experienced 7-year-old view) in all the clubs. He's an active kid if he has the opportunity, so we would always, always find him on the ship. There were many, many bad guys that needed to be fought from the ship, we gathered. A bit of an infestation. He would often recruit friends (never learning their names ... why???) and would have a ball. He almost never watched TV or played video games in the club. We loved that about it.

The Lab was pretty good too - but it's full of screens, so if he had to be there due to open houses etc., he would usually play a video game, except the on time that Stitch (who is not known to be on the Alaskan cruises ... and I'm vaguely horrified I know that...) came in for some activity or other, and as he is Conor's favourite after Mickey, that was enough to not play games. It was interesting though - as soon as he could go back to the Club, we would always find him there, having "transitioned" over, in Mickey speak.

The CMs were great for the most part. A few seemed tired, but hey - I can't blame them. Many got to know Conor though by name.

As there are no fancy handwashing machines on the Wonder, Conor soon learned to tap his bracelet, then immediately cup his hand for a squirt of soap, so he could quickly get the handwashing out of the way, and get down to the business of playing. This caused amusement often as we checked him in.

Overall- in Conor ratings - the Fantasy is his favourite Club, because of that version of Andy's room (yes, I know it's on the Dream too - but he still remembers the Fantasy fondly), and the dance floor, but the structure in the Club on the Wonder wins hands down as the best thing in any of the clubs.

If you've been reading the boards, there is some discussion about the increased number of open houses - so I will admit we did notice this. I wasn't thrilled, since it seemed more often that Conor would ask to go to the Club, only for us to find out it was either in Open House mode, or that they had the (new) special "preschool" time for the 3-5 crowd. Fortunately, he was happy enough to skip over to the lab, but it did mean more videos, which we're OK with in moderation, but too many turn him into an unpleasant beast, so we'd make a point of fetching him earlier than we would have in the club.

Please note that my child has NEVER asked for the staff to call us. EVER. Even on rather cold, Tracy Arm day, when he was one of 5 kids (or so) who did base camp. We try not to take it personally.... :) Or we pretend we are super-parents who raised him to be independent. (Pass the wine, would you, please? ) We are used to this, because at camp or his after school program, he complains loudly for all to hear if we dare to pick him up early.

Other odds and sods (a favourite expression my grandmother used to use)

I'll wrap this up enough to get us to Sail-away tomorrow.

After extracting Conor from the club with a promise he could FINALLY build his Lego that he bought the day before, we happily located all of our luggage (SCORE) outside our room. Our Cabin host was the best we've ever had - super-friendly, knew our names on the first day, and just generally great. We sorted out that yes, we wanted the pull-down bed pulled down.

DH and I unpacked, and we organized the stuff to send to the angels on board who press your clothes.

If you have not cruised before - DO THIS. It's heaven. You take your stuff that is now all wrinkly despite your careful packing (or, in my case, it's wrinkled because wrinkles are attracted to my clothes) and you leave them out with the little slip of paper for your cabin attendant. The next day, Big Mouse has neatly pressed your clothes way better than you could have possible achieved (of note, I am iron-challenged, and I'm better than DH). It costs very little, and it's awesome.

If you are picturing a hive of efficient work, let me disabuse you of that notion. We would unpack for a whole, well, it must have been at LEAST 10 minutes, then we would sit on the veranda to recover. Having sipped on our beverages of choice, we would rally enough motivation for another whole 10 minutes.

Conor was looking out for me, and he gave me a foot massage, and then planned a whole suite of services he would offer over the course of the week, none of which panned out. Fortunately, he's a very cute personal attendant, (we think), so he was forgiven.

Here he is in action... (sorry- it's not a great shot - I was distracted by the foot massage - his first - I felt needed to encourage this sort of behaviour). Note the Mickey/Canada shirt. I am mom. Hear me roar. (And NO, we adults did not have matching or coordinating shirts. That is just not in my power.)


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We were mostly done when it was time to head to the safety drill. By accident, we left later than we usually do- and discovered, this is the thing to do. You want to arrive about 5 minutes before the drill - far less standing around, squishing into people you do not know - but then, you're not late. This was the first time I saw them actively seek out folk with mobility challenges, to give them a place to sit.

If you ask Conor, the next 10 minutes lasted for about 4 centuries, but it was in fact quite short, to the point, and not terribly unpleasant (nice T-shirted folks around us).

We knew enough to walk outside on Deck 4 until we got to the Forward elevators to head up to Deck ... 8. NOT 9. We do not do Sail away parties, except on our veranda, and tomorrow, you'll hear about that. There was a mystical mouse sighting and all...

Good night!
 
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Day 1 - A short update - in which the Mouse makes his presence known

Sail away and visions in the sky

Sailing away from Vancouver is neat because there is so much to see and a bridge to sail under. This, to us, is all the more reason to avoid Deck 9 like the plague. We went to our first Sail away party for about 5 minutes on the Fantasy, and rapidly left due to noise, crowds, and a few inconsiderate folk who essentially barged in front of Conor, and took the last streamer from a CM as a wee 4-year old was reaching out for it. We were done, then, and we've not gone back.

From the peace and quiet of our veranda, we admired the scenery, sipped at our beverages, and practiced using the new binoculars (gift I got for DH for Christmas- essential in Alaska).

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And this is where things get interesting- just after the bridge. DH was sipping on wine. His first glass - I swear - and he said: "Um, can you look over there. I think I'm seeing things. Check out those clouds."

We looked, Conor squealed, and I was gobsmacked. Clearly the pixie dust was causing mass hallucinations.

What do you think? Anyone you know in those clouds?

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:)
 
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I have to agree with you on the pressing service, it takes so much stress out of packing. I know that all our slacks and my husband shirts will be ironed beautifully for a few bucks, and I'm not the one who has to do it. :)

Alaska was the most beautiful scenic cruises we have ever done, don't know if we can ever top those views we saw.
 
Yep I see some Hidden Mickey's in those clouds!!

Going under the Lions Gate bridge is spectacular - having lived here my whole life I've had ample opportunity to see this bridge from every angle (and have sailed under it once as well). Looking forward to doing that on our upcoming cruise :)
 
Day 1 - A short update - in which the Mouse makes his presence known

Sail away and visions in the sky

Sailing away from Vancouver is neat because there is so much to see and a bridge to sail under. This, to us, is all the more reason to avoid Deck 9 like the plague. We went to our first Sail away party for about 5 minutes on the Fantasy, and rapidly left due to noise, crowds, and a few inconsiderate folk who essentially barged in front of Conor, and took the last streamer from a CM as a wee 4-year old was reaching out for it. We were done, then, and we've not gone back.

Yeah, the combination of the absolutely beautiful day and all the stuff to take in from our balcony combined to make my wife and I miss the sail away party meet-up for our Facebook group. Honestly ... no big deal really. One of the biggest joys and delights we had on this trip was staring nearly slack-jawed at whatever was passing by the starboard side from our balcony.
 
Yep I see some Hidden Mickey's in those clouds!!

Me too! I definitely see Mickey up there!!

By the way, do the Wonder staterooms still have the Vintage Vacuum Hose Hairdryers or the new Modern Everyday Life ones? I really had troubles using the hose on the Magic before it was re-imagined. Thanks in advance!
 
I have to agree with you on the pressing service, it takes so much stress out of packing. I know that all our slacks and my husband shirts will be ironed beautifully for a few bucks, and I'm not the one who has to do it. :)

Alaska was the most beautiful scenic cruises we have ever done, don't know if we can ever top those views we saw.

It is oddly affordable ... so far. Even with the horrifying exchange rate we Canadians have to contend with.

And I agree- the views are incredible, every day.


Hah, I must have missed Travel Writer's Outrage vis-à-vis Abandoned Children.

Yep- apparently her children were always engaged in supervised programing when not with her. I'll assume I was OK to leave my reliable 7-year-old in the cabin for 5 minutes (or less) but the Beach Blanket scenario was highly sketchy. According to DH, he was in precisely the same place when he returned, quietly eating his fruit. Wild!

Yep I see some Hidden Mickey's in those clouds!!

Going under the Lions Gate bridge is spectacular - having lived here my whole life I've had ample opportunity to see this bridge from every angle (and have sailed under it once as well). Looking forward to doing that on our upcoming cruise :)

I love bridges, and so that was super-special.

And the Mickey .... it wasn't even that hidden, if we, UnDisney folks spotted it. :)

Yeah, the combination of the absolutely beautiful day and all the stuff to take in from our balcony combined to make my wife and I miss the sail away party meet-up for our Facebook group. Honestly ... no big deal really. One of the biggest joys and delights we had on this trip was staring nearly slack-jawed at whatever was passing by the starboard side from our balcony.

I knew about the FB meet (if I'm allowed to mention that here - ?) but I knew we wouldn't go because we just love our private sail-away - and usually after the safety drill, we need to escape other humans. It was hard to get off our veranda chairs to get ready for supper. I figured it might rain the whole rest of the trip, so I wanted to enjoy it when it wasn't.

The one thing that is hard to explain is exactly what you are talking about - how amazing it was, and how CLOSE it all was - and mesmerizing. Slack-jawed is a good description!


Me too! I definitely see Mickey up there!!

By the way, do the Wonder staterooms still have the Vintage Vacuum Hose Hairdryers or the new Modern Everyday Life ones? I really had troubles using the hose on the Magic before it was re-imagined. Thanks in advance!

I'm about 99% sure that our cabin had both- there was that odd vacuum hose thing in the washroom, but there was something in a cloth bag that I moved out of the way too. ;) I have naturally curly hair, so hairdryers and I are not on good terms, to put it mildly. DH, well, let's just say that a hairdryer would be wasted on his head, and Conor's hair dries in about 1 minute of toweling, and then he goes to bed.

This is a super-long-winded way to say - I'm pretty sure there are both, but since I didn't open the bag, perhaps there was something much more dramatic and exciting in that bag... now I'm kicking myself for not checking. :)

Conor was fascinated by the vacuum in the bathroom - he thought it was to help clean it up. Sure, we agreed. We're awesome parents sometimes.

So far, we've not seen any Disney characters in any other clouds, so I'm reassured that sanity has returned.



Thanks to all for reading/commenting!
 
I'm really enjoying your trip report so far. We took the DCL cruise to Alaska a few years ago and it was wonderful. :cloud9:
 
Day 1- Wrapping up

MDR #1

After our usual UN-level negotiations with Conor, I convinced the boy that, in fact, it is not reportable to children's services when your mother insists you wear a shirt with a collar to supper. I know the rules have relaxed, but I (again, evil parent am I) think it's good for him to at least change into a clean shirt (with a collar ... just because it bugs him!) and nice shorts or pants for supper once in a while. And this means DH has to do the same, which he did with no ... well, with less grumbling.

Astute readers will recall that DH had requested a table that not smack up next to serving stations, and, much to my surprise, we did seem to get a primo spot- in Animator's, we were next to the centre aisle, so close to the action when Sorcerer Mickey came by. (We do like him. He's from my childhood, so he's exempt from my Disney-grumpies.)

Also happily, our table-neighbors were lovely. If you've not been on DCL before, it's good to know that even if you're at a 4-top, you are, well, cozy with tables around you... as in, you could totally decide to listen in on their conversations if you were, say, an evil or incredibly nosy person. I am not these things, (or I hope not!) but if you are sitting near annoying people, you will know it ... every night, as you are always with your same servers.

Oddly in comparison to the unhappy blogger, I can attest that the two teen boys next to us with their parents were lovely gentlemen (at supper, anyway, but it seemed effortless, so in a fit of optimism, I'd like to think they were like this all the time). The adults at the other table next to us were pleasant, and all concerned were polite with our servers. (Here's hoping they thought the same about us... since we had, by far, the youngest kiddo in our group!)

Our servers were great - in fact, Julie from Thailand, the assistant server, was the best we'd ever had. She made nifty origami, and even the papers covering the straws were in hearts or spirals for Conor. They also were great when Conor wanted to eat stuff from the adult menu - checking with us, discretely each night about whether it was a regular milk night, or a chocolate milk treat night. One of my beefs (hilarious pun?) about DCL meals for kids is that they seemed to feel that fries accompany every meal, and that if you get chocolate milk on night one, you get it every night. There were a few healthier options on this cruise, though the hunt for fresh vegetables at lunch often remained unsuccessful.

Now, I will freely admit we don't fret about eating healthy all the time when we're on vacation ... but Conor LIKES vegetables so he misses them if he can't have them- and while I don't worry about a meal here or there at all, 7 nights on a cruise is a long time to go without carrot sticks.

So, having got that rant out of my system, I can assure you that you can get fresh veggies if you ask, and they will hold back on the fries too - but these servers were great about checking FIRST, rather than setting up expectations that we, evil parents, would have to dash, and while I don't stop parenting my kid on vacation, I'd rather not be the bad guy every single night.

I won't report on our food much, but I did sometimes remember to take screen shots of the menu on the app - so I'll post those. I didn't apparently get it together this night, but I'm pretty sure the Truffle Purseittes pasta thingies were on the menu, because those are YUM. (Brief Google searching, to confirm the spelling, also tells me they are at Animators, so hopefully I'm right!)

DH brought our wine and they were great about it - no attempts, ever, to upsell us, and while I forget the corkage fee, it still saved us money to go this route. They will keep the bottle for you until the next night which we actually wanted (we had Bailey's in the room ... much better to mix in coffee & hot chocolate ... for the adults ONLY).

Here's a happy boy, delighted with his healthy choice (on the kids menu) of salmon, rice, and broccoli. And, to prove I'm not a grinch, (mostly), you will note his chocolate milk.

He was very proud of his silver lanyard (for one whole night)- but I think he switched it to one of our old ones (he insisted on bringing some) because the new ones are scratchy. They are scratchy- so when DH wore one from time to time, he also used the old one. I hate all lanyards, on principle (I feel like I'm back at one of my old jobs), so I don't wear any, ever.

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Here, he is watching the animation, which is featuring the villains in Disney, so they are, well, being shot. Not a fan of villains is the boy. He ordered the "Make your own pie" off the adult menu, and was having a ball with that. He will eat just about anything that he has to assemble.

(Please disregard the chocolate on his face.)


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Wrapping up the day

After supper, we were all pretty tired as we were still feeling some effects of Ontario time, and since it was still so beautiful out, we walked around on Deck 10 to explore a bit. For those interested in the weather aspect of things, we all wore either light jackets, or a fleece, but were mostly in somewhat bare legs, and we weren't uncomfortable.

Conor, the not-so-ancient mariner

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We attempted a show, which is the equivalent of a wild all-nighter in our world, since it's a) late and b) way too exciting for us. We lasted about 20 minutes (it started at 8:30) and then realized this was a drastic error (mostly due to the tired part of things) so we escaped to the cabin. It was really our first show since we had our disastrous experience with Aladdin ("I do NOT want to see another show ever again!", said 4-year-old Conor), and it was, well, rather bland, mostly because it was the "welcome to the ship" show (I can't remember its name). Yes, they had lots of energy, and way more talent than me, but I just couldn't muster up any energy to stay.

I am, you see, SO COOL, that I usually go to bed at 9:00 p.m. on vacation, and I like it. This just pushed me too far out of my zone, especially with the time-change - and Conor was fading rapidly.

We planned to go to another show, or to attempt it anyway, but we never made it back - too late!

Conor and I followed the now-familiar bath-books-bed side of things, and DH headed off warmed up his camera for views to come. (He's the photographer in the family, as you can see.) While I know about the late sunsets, it's still neat to experience- this was at 9:45 p.m. or so.

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Next up - Reflections on Day 1 - Vancouver style.
 
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Day 1 - Reflections

I always try to reflect on the whole day, as I find otherwise I get too caught up in minutiae, and lose sight of the big stuff. (Though the details were largely what was helpful to me as we planned, so I continue to pay it forward.)

Overall, boarding in Vancouver was easier than PC in many ways, because you don't have to drive an hour from the main airport to port. It was super-well organized (not that PC isn't, but Canada Place was equally so when we went). It it is definitely more boring sitting around waiting to board, but we coped.

Other than that wretched standing in line experience for Olaf tickets, of all things, (which I now realize could have been avoided - pay attention, children!) Day 1 was quite smooth, because we really know now how to time things, and what to avoid. I highly recommend the "go 10 minutes before the safety drill" (so long as you know where you are going), because getting there early just means standing around longer.

Even this time, we learned something- who knew you could ask for tables that weren't near serving stations? DH was very pleased with himself. And we learned that the shows are still not for us ... unless they start offering more matinées. :)

Best of all, though, was the scenery, sailing away from Vancouver. It is only a tease compared to what comes later, but it is hard to tear yourself away.
This is a cruise where you really are conscious of cruising, vs. just being on a floating hotel, if that makes sense. I mean, the Caribbean sea is lovely, but, well, it's often the same every day, for as far as the clichéed eye can see - so while I thought I liked that, I will worry about being a bit let down if we ever do that again (and I'm not revealing anything yet!)

My "test" for how the day went is to gauge my gut reaction when I remember the day - and this was was about 90% positive ... minus That Line Up. However, if standing in line for 20 minutes with somewhat confused folk is the worst thing that happens to me in a day, then I need to be grateful.

Which I am, along with tired after a not-so-nice day, so good night!

(Up next - Day 2- at sea - including a hilariously inept (and yes, I mean we were inept) Frozen scavenger hunt, Palo brunch, meeting That Snowman, and Formal(ish) night.)
 
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