DD8 and I were at Target today and decided to go to the Ladies Room before we left. DD is in Stall #1 and I'm in Stall #2. I'm hanging up my umbrella and purse when I hear a woman enter the restroom, yakking on a cell phone like there is no tomorrow. It wasn't about anything important, just general blather. I figured she'd surely say, "Well, I've got to go now" or something like that, but nooooooooo, she just kept on chatting. She goes in Stall #3, next to me. More people enter the restroom and go to the opposite side, so there's a lot of action going on, if you get my drift. It was a noisy place.
She proceeds to wee, as DD would say, and that mouth never slowed down for a second.
Toilets start flushing, one after another.....and still, she yaks. 
We all exit the stalls about the same time, and there she is, blabbering on. 
She pauses for perhaps 2 seconds to run her hands under water only and walks out the door. I guess soap would have slowed down the conversation too much. 
I looked at the lady washing her hands next to me (using soap, I might add
) and said, "I cannot believe she talked on that phone the entire time she was in here. What do you suppose the person on the other end of that conversation was thinking?" 
She said she had wondered the same thing when all the toilets started flushing. Then DD pipes up with......
"I wonder how she WIPED. It couldn't have been easy with just one hand."
ACK! What is WITH people and their cell phones?
She proceeds to wee, as DD would say, and that mouth never slowed down for a second.
Toilets start flushing, one after another.....and still, she yaks. We all exit the stalls about the same time, and there she is, blabbering on. She pauses for perhaps 2 seconds to run her hands under water only and walks out the door. I guess soap would have slowed down the conversation too much. I looked at the lady washing her hands next to me (using soap, I might add
) and said, "I cannot believe she talked on that phone the entire time she was in here. What do you suppose the person on the other end of that conversation was thinking?" She said she had wondered the same thing when all the toilets started flushing. Then DD pipes up with......"I wonder how she WIPED. It couldn't have been easy with just one hand."
ACK! What is WITH people and their cell phones?
